If that book existed I think you’ll find it would actually be called Mr. Pedantic.

Wait, the name of the show actually really is All Takes Matter? I thought that was just Deadspin’s name for it.

You can’t really. If a D league team was allowed into the NBA and then after getting hammered the previous season went on to win 74 games and then the championship with pretty much the same team that’s kinda sorta nothing like it really.

For now, he explained, California plans to decide whether drug felons like the Distributor can participate in the medical market on a case-by-case basis. Only those deemed “rehabilitated” will be able to get a license

From now on Steph Curry should only be known as El Launchio.

He pretty much admitted it on the phone to the police during the Bronco chase and all that evidence got thrown out and was never heard by the jury.

And with the first pick of the 2019 NBA draft, the Philadelphia 76ers pick:

The only time it’s happened before has been when the money ran out (Blackburn, Leeds) and those falls weren’t this dramatic.

We have given Greg a second chance.

We were all disapointed when we didn’t get more garage space in the last two DLCs, but let’s not do anything stupid.

Now I can’t stop loking at photos of Joe Haden’s ears on Google. Fuck you Cleveland

No, I mean the polo shirt he wore on Chopped.

Well that ends the mystery of how Gawker got The Donald’s cell number. Drew; you’ll never be allowed to buy a Trump dress shirt again.

So ...... person is a vicitim of a violent mugging: empathy, sympathy, help. Person is a victim of blackmail: fuck ‘em, exposure, clickbait. Got it.

So when is the Gawker Politburo going to take down this post and replace it with “Who Is Jordan Niebrugge?” or possibly “Who is Ollie Schniederjans?”

I withhold judgement until I find out the nicknames of his friends.

The main reason FIFA has gotten away with this for so long is because the rest of the world loves football and will put up with them to get the World Cup. Without football FIFA is just another organised crime family and if you don’t care about the soccer side of it then that’s all you’ll see.

Looking at it again I should have used a higher res image as he’s a bit fuzzy, but he is there sat in his seat in his hoodie, txting J-Bug, calling Johnny and ranking 90s sitcom Moms in order of hotness.

So to summarize: