If that book existed I think you’ll find it would actually be called Mr. Pedantic.

Wait, the name of the show actually really is All Takes Matter? I thought that was just Deadspin’s name for it.

You can’t really. If a D league team was allowed into the NBA and then after getting hammered the previous season went on to win 74 games and then the championship with pretty much the same team that’s kinda sorta nothing like it really.

We just got the final episode and reunion show last night in the UK and after the credits there was a voice-over saying that Mythbusters will live on online and check out DiscoveryUK.com.

For now, he explained, California plans to decide whether drug felons like the Distributor can participate in the medical market on a case-by-case basis. Only those deemed “rehabilitated” will be able to get a license

From now on Steph Curry should only be known as El Launchio.

He pretty much admitted it on the phone to the police during the Bronco chase and all that evidence got thrown out and was never heard by the jury.

Wear rubber soled footwear.

That would actually make the most sense and it would explain how Rey could go from knowing nothing about the force to ordering around Daniel Craig with zero training.

If it turns out that Rey isn’t you-know-who’s daughter and is actually you-know-who’s granddaughter then you could start the next film with an extended flashback with Ewan McGregor filling in the blanks, maybe also include why you-know-who left after you-know-who went all Anakin on the younglings and how Rey was left…

A Coleco 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? Ahh!

And with the first pick of the 2019 NBA draft, the Philadelphia 76ers pick:

The only time it’s happened before has been when the money ran out (Blackburn, Leeds) and those falls weren’t this dramatic.

We have given Greg a second chance.

We were all disapointed when we didn’t get more garage space in the last two DLCs, but let’s not do anything stupid.

Now I can’t stop loking at photos of Joe Haden’s ears on Google. Fuck you Cleveland

No, I mean the polo shirt he wore on Chopped.

Well that ends the mystery of how Gawker got The Donald’s cell number. Drew; you’ll never be allowed to buy a Trump dress shirt again.

So ...... person is a vicitim of a violent mugging: empathy, sympathy, help. Person is a victim of blackmail: fuck ‘em, exposure, clickbait. Got it.

So when is the Gawker Politburo going to take down this post and replace it with “Who Is Jordan Niebrugge?” or possibly “Who is Ollie Schniederjans?”