Everyone knows that the only man who can stop Godzilla is J. Jonah Jameson.

I would’ve watched an entire movie of JK Simmons and that other CIA guy.

Would that it were so simple.

Sounded familiar. Is this it?

Nothing was really that good, except the part where he won the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF MAGIC. Stop hating things and enjoy life.

It’s really bizarre to me how strongly people feel about who is worthy of their precious fun sized milky way bar. If someone comes to your door trick or treating, give them candy and move on with your life. If you can’t do that, keep your light off and be miserable by yourself. 

Ummm, I believe he likes to be called “Grimey”.

I love Halloween and its a crazy holiday if you stop to think about it but I’m 100% of the camp that says come and knock on my door, I’ve got candy for you. I don’t care if you’re 5 or 15 or 50. Its a fun day with no crazy morality or religious thing tied to it. Lets all dress up as whatever you want, go out and get…

I started laughing as I was reading this article. Dinner Party is easily one of my favorite Michael Scott episodes.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Yeah, Spider-Man’s New York City is always about twenty or thirty people big and they all know each other. Like you said, it’s part of the pain for him in fighting most of his villains - they either know his loved ones or attack near them.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Kim Newman’s excellent ‘Anno Dracula’ would make an amazing cable series.

yeah why isnt it the same size?!

Should we not give kudos to someone for doing the right thing, and having a positive impact?

Did he just find those glasses in the men’s room toilet?

I love the Last Jedi a lot, and think some of the criticisms trotted out against it are ludicrous, but I will say I feel some sympathy for the people who just don’t like it as a film and probably get roped into a lot of conversations they don’t want to be a part of.

Wow...that looked so painful that for a second Contreras must have thought he accidentally messaged Mia Khalifa again.