George Lucas had a plan for the prequels. Universal had a plan for the “Monsterverse”. There’s a plan for 4 Avatar sequels. I planned to be on time for work today.

Holy fuck, the things you worry about when you have LITERALLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

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I know Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show for sure is though.

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

This and the one from Friday the 13th Part 7 are my top two favorites.

We Need to Talk About Kal-El

... bringing in the same attitude with new people won’t change it.

ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

No. He may be kind of a blowhard, but he’s also made some amazing films. Also, none of his comments above are incorrect, really. Despite the article’s incessant snark, the fact is that in Aquaman, it just doesn’t look like they’re underwater. Characters don’t move right; they just look like they’re flying through the…

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Hey now, Johnny Cash used the bird. The bird is a grand tradition but sadly this is the edge lord equivalent of sticking your tongue out like Miley Cyrus. Let’s not disrespect the bird, let’s disrespect the shit heads who misuse it.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Peter Porker, the man who was turned into the famous Spider-Ham after he was bitten by a radioactive pig.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

To be fair, in ANH he just said that the Falcon is the SHIP that made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. He never even said he was piloting.