My wife really likes this show, and she was stunned to find out that Mark McKinney doesn’t actually sound like that in real life.

Weren’t they effectively re-upping subscribers without their permission at one point?

Ugh, can we have JUST ONE conversation around here that doesn’t involve linking to the Merriam Webster definition of “bisexual?”

Yeah, it’s finally starting to feel like they remembered that some people like comic books in and of themselves, not just as a tie-in to whatever movie or TV show they’re trying to promote.

And that’s totally fair. I used to buy a lot of comics every week, so being able to jump over to Marvel Unlimited has saved me a lot of money and space. I’ve been waiting for DC to catch up in terms of digital for a long while, so I’m kind of nervous that they may have screwed themselves by putting all their chips on…

DC Universe finally became worth the money this week because they dumped a truckload of comic books on the app. The movies and TV shows are basically bonus content for me, although I’m liking Doom Patrol so far. So of course it’s on the verge of tanking.

“Just you wait and see, these series will be just as crucial to the ongoing storylines of the MCU as Agents of SHIE- I mean The Defen- wait no I mean Inhum- uh yeah.”

CONSERVATIVES: The government shouldn’t be spending money to help impoverished people - that should be the domain of churches and private charity groups.

“Liberal” means “bad.” Hitler was a liberal. Racism is liberal. The African slave trade was liberal. Pedophilia is liberal. Runny eggs are liberal. Cancer is liberal.

Every picture of Jared Kushner I’ve ever seen looks like he’s about to get two for flinching.

I’ve been following this team for more than 30 years now. This may be the fastest I’ve ever written off a season, which is saying something. There is no reason for this bunch to play a game this badly save for the fact that they are, inevitably, the Cubs.

Wait, denying trans people’s rights is the only thing keeping me from getting a cyborg arm? What the fuck, America?

“Something Obama something” is pretty much the Republican Party motto now, so why not?

God, the people who thought this boner was going to take down Trump - it’s like sending Daffy Duck after Elmer Fudd.

A “dialogue” is when everyone listens to me and you shut the fuck up forever. Anything otherwise is an affront to civility.

“Yeah hi I wanted to watch Bob’s Burgers?”

The Walt Disney Company, proud home of Deadpool, Sally Hawkins fucking a fish-guy, and uh, the St. Louis Cardinals I guess.

This may not be a bad idea. Dump them all in the middle of the wilderness and see how long it takes them to get back to epic memes when they have to hand-carve their routers out of caribou bones. Shouldn’t take them long, right? I mean, they created Western civilization, after all.

It’s really strange and sad that Marvel Comics has become this movie-making juggernaut, and yet the most fertile corner of its universe has been so woefully underserved in that regard. The first 100 issues of Fantastic Four have enough high-concept sci-fi nonsense for like 10 movies, but all that’s come out of it so…

That part was especially insane because he’s in the middle of paying thousands of dollars in bribes to force his kid into an ostensibly elite academic institution but then he starts thinking, “Wow, what if this means he’ll get good at kicking a ball?”