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“...where young white people with rich parents seemingly pull all the strings...”

Proof again that “triggering” is the only principle modern conservatives subscribe to.

So many fuckers focus on the “cult” part but forget the “personality” part.

Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!

Cool idea, WB. Charge less for stuff people have actually heard of and want to watch, but charge more for the stuff no one gives a shit about.

Those are both OPINIONS, Yahoo.

- The A.V. Club

That’s totally fair, but my take on it is that the human characters aren’t supposed to outshine the monsters. It’s a movie about how insignificant we are in the grand scheme, and stripping the human characters down to the barest of bones after Cranston’s exit underscores that. I’m not trying to tell anyone they’re

There’s nothing wrong with wanting more Godzilla in a Godzilla movie, but I read how the movie uses him a little differently. You’re right that it doesn’t focus on Godzilla much, but what it does do is focus on his presence. Like the tsunami he causes when he emerges in Hawaii, the movie goes out of its way to

I’m a big fan of both movies, but I can understand why people were disappointed with G14's sparing approach to both Godzilla and Cranston. Ordinarily, you’d want to keep an actor of his caliber onscreen for as long as you can, but I thought his character was utilized very well in the context of the story. Godzilla ‘14

According to the header photo, the alt-right has finally gotten to Garth Merenghi. Can’t say I’m surprised, unfortunately.

“If you want to change our minds about this issue, keep your mouth shut and let us keep doing whatever the fuck we want!!!”

But now it’s 0.00000000001% tougher to see drawings of boobs in tight sweaters. The line must be drawn here.

Sluggo is lit

Bless their hearts.

Most of the nudity is front-loaded into the first 15 minutes, but by then you’re probably hooked and ready for scenes like seduction-by-asparagus-stalk and murder-by-telekinetic-frozen-swordfish.

There’s a lengthy RV sequence in “Friday the 13th Part 6.” Jason slams a girl’s head so hard into the wall that she leaves a Shroud of Turin-style impression in the aluminum. Soon after, it flips over in a shot that almost killed someone on the crew because they forgot the AC unit on the roof was really heavy and not

Didn’t the NRA just spend like an hour of TV time whining about cultural diversity on Thomas the Goddamn Tank Engine?

Yeah, “massive cultural significance” until you go outside.

Shit, don’t tell Firefly people that once something flops it’s no longer able to be enjoyed by anyone.