But now it’s 0.00000000001% tougher to see drawings of boobs in tight sweaters. The line must be drawn here.

Sluggo is lit

Bless their hearts.

Most of the nudity is front-loaded into the first 15 minutes, but by then you’re probably hooked and ready for scenes like seduction-by-asparagus-stalk and murder-by-telekinetic-frozen-swordfish.

There’s a lengthy RV sequence in “Friday the 13th Part 6.” Jason slams a girl’s head so hard into the wall that she leaves a Shroud of Turin-style impression in the aluminum. Soon after, it flips over in a shot that almost killed someone on the crew because they forgot the AC unit on the roof was really heavy and not…

There is no bad idea we can’t make worse in this country. Sure, making a big public show of our baby’s gender is a bad idea, but is there any way we can work assault rifles and explosives into it? And then blow it up on public property? Because I love nature and my family so fucking much I’m going to put them both at…

This “Watchmen” show is absolutely going to have a character wearing the damn smiley-face as a mask, isn’t it?

Didn’t the NRA just spend like an hour of TV time whining about cultural diversity on Thomas the Goddamn Tank Engine?

Yeah, “massive cultural significance” until you go outside.

Shit, don’t tell Firefly people that once something flops it’s no longer able to be enjoyed by anyone.

The cast deserved better, and in all honestly it’s not a terrible movie in its own right. It just has the misfortune of being tied to one of the biggest left-field successes in movie history. The original was lightning in a bottle, and not even the original cast and crew could make it happen a second time.

I know it seems like every week we’re saying such-and-such is “the start of the robot uprising,” but I feel like forcing computers to buy up huge swaths of Smashing Pumpkins tickets in the year 2018 may be the tipping point for AI to say “no more.”

Everybody leaves microbes and whatnot!

I have never laughed harder in a movie theater than I did at the end of “Burn After Reading.”

No disrespect to Katie or her choice, but The Dude is constantly losing his cool throughout the entire movie. “You’re right, Walter. If there is an unspoken message here, it’s FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!”

The Marlins have always been and continue to be a blight on MLB, BUT. This is leaps and bounds better than what they were wearing previously. The logo in particular solves the thing that made me irrationally angry about the last one:

THE WORLD: “lol look at this dipshit”

How the fuck does the world’s biggest Internet company not know what fan fiction is?

“There is no coming to consciousness without pain.” - Carl Jung

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhy yes it is.