Jordan would also join Chris Evans (and Josh Brolin) as an actor who not only played two different Marvel characters but also a DC character as well.

You know what, though? I’m cool with the “common narrative” including “black people are not monkeys” and “you shouldn’t force someone else to watch you jerk off.” 

Norm MacDonald helped create PC culture? That doesn’t sound like him. But you’re right, it’s a shame that liberals would want to shun and alienate Louis CK simply for...forcing women to watch him masturbate? 

“Why is it that you never see NBA bumper stickers on cars like you do for NFL, MLB, college athletics?”

Up until this point I did not know BILL DUKE was in this movie. 

TIME FOR GO TO BED

Imagine being so broken that your greatest triumph in life is when a movie makes $600 million instead of $700 million.

If he was Googling “brakes dont work how do i stop,” there might be a case for leniency. But no, it takes an extra-special type of asshole to put lives at risk because he can’t pull over to find the titty bar.

Man, I wish I had the time you people have to complain about comic books. I’d probably read more.

I’m sorry, Egg Shen is incompetent now? I’d like how well you handle a six-demon bag, buddy. And being a slacker has nothing to do with competence, in my opinion. 

“...slacker Jack Burton???” This is a man who sticks his own neck and his own truck out for a friend, who dives headfirst to bust up a human trafficking ring using nothing but a pair of Clark Kent glasses, who stands toe-to-toe with ancient forces of magic beyond man’s understanding and lives to tell the tale. Call a…

It’s been a while since I was reading comics on a regular basis, so I’m confused. What is West Coast Avengers supposed to be “propaganda” for?

The Titans are the San Diego Padres of football. Don’t ask me to explain that analogy any further - I just felt the need to pad out the comments under this article. 

Fine with me. Being underground and fortified worked out great for Hitler!

Yeah, this would all be forgotten if people had just blown kisses to the alt-right instead of telling them to fuck off. Sure thing, buddy.

Oh, and and this movie also inspired “Hulk Ultimate Destruction,” probably the most-fun superhero video game ever! You could float around the city on a car-dealership gorilla balloon! Turn a car into a pair of boxing gloves! Suplex the Abomination into the Hoover Dam!

Rewatching this movie today and then remembering that at the time they marketed it with GREEN Hershey’s chocolate syrup is a real mindfuck.

“Why New TheClassic Post Is A MASSIVE FAIL! Poster EXPOSED!!!”

What’s up guys, it’s Splint back again with another Kinja Comment Crusher. So there’s this new comment up today by “TheClassic,” and it’s got a lot of people talking about it. There’s just one problem with it... IT SUCKS. I mean, what the hell is even going on in this comment? It’s like a bad comment fucked another…

Of COURSE this motherfucker capitalizes “Company” in the middle of a sentence. Ten-plus years I’ve been writing in business media, and every single fucking one of these self-appointed captains of industry insists on capitalizing any words that refer to their goddamn plumbing supply distributorships like they’re…