Google “Dick Van Dyke Chappaquidick.”

NOTE: ROSEANNE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HER HOME PLANET

I remember when Guardians of the Galaxy got beat in its second weekend by Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and that became proof that: moviegoers were rejecting comic book characters they had never heard of, moviegoers were finally sick of Marvel, and the new Star Wars movies were in trouble because…

The player will have to be determined to have made a “socially conscious move” while in the action of kneeling.

I have mellowed out considerably from my younger days, and my priorities are now aligned to be more of what society expects from a man my age. Nevertheless, the one thing that will trigger my Star Wars Manchild Fanboy Rage to this day is Dash Rendar. Fuck you, Dash Rendar, fuck you right in your Outrider, you…

The problem was that WB and their shareholders had placed this on the schedule and penciled “FIVE shit-tons of money” next to it. It’s not so much about how it actually performed as much as it was how it compared to what the studio expected it to perform.

I hadn’t thought of that, but that would make a lot of sense. They even tried it out in the comic books recently. Make it extra-weird and have Stark be the Vision’s on-board AI companion.

I honestly don’t think they kill anyone - none of the heroes, anyway. As much sense as it would make to give RDJ, Evans and Hemsworth, et al a graceful exit from the franchise without needing to recast them, I’m thinking Marvel wants to leave the door open even as they shift the focus over to Spidey, Panther, Captain…

“...Cap’s beard, Black Widow...”

I found Comet through its Roku app, which just streams the live channel. I actually wish they had some on-demand stuff because every time I have time to watch they’re showing Stargate: Atlantis. I wish MeTV did that because I dumped cable a year ago and an antenna isn’t really an option.

That one might be my favorite host segment.

Pardon?

It’s pretty silly that they have to do the Smallville “Is he going to do the thing?” thing with Adam Strange of all characters. This is the closest Adam Strange is going to come to his own series or movie, so just let him be Adam Strange. It’s no good to spend a whole season building up to a shot of him glancing at a…

Best is that guy taking a video or whatever who stands up and does the “What the fuck are you talking about” thing with his hands. My dude, you didn’t even see what happened.

Burn After Reading is more of a piece with Lebowski than anything else the Coens have done. They both take a quintessential film genre (noir, espionage thriller) and remove all of the competence and insight from every character. Typically the plots of those movies become more complicated and intricate the more the…

I am all for not judging a book by its cover, but man oh man does “R-rated Superman by 2018 Frank Miller” sound like the ultimate in YEESH.

I don’t think their worldview is as cynical as all that - “Fargo” has Marge and Jerry in their proper places respective to their morality at the end of the movie. Their universe is inscrutable, yes, but it’s mainly because of the characters’ own failings and limitations to make sense of it. In “Lebowski” and “Burn…

This really should have been given to Paul Verhoeven instead of Spielberg.

You human paraquat.

But I thought one of the main reasons why everyone needs to be armed to the teeth in this country is because you can’t count on the police to do their jobs.