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I don’t care how many words he used to say it, he said that he didn’t like how the movie made him aware of the women in it, and his wife noticed there were a lot of women in the movie, too. Apparently this is an “issue,” according to him.

You’re in the wrong thread, but I’m sorry the Star Wars movie had too many girls in it.

LOL at that guy with the Rusty Shackleford av who had “no plans to leave the house today.” No surprise there, you miserable idiot. You think it’s a good idea to go out of your way to eat shit from a fast food place because there’s like a 0.000002 percent chance it will make some Mexican’s life worse and a 0.000003

A decrease in sales of 1.9 percent means a product is “flatlining?” Oh, Capitalism, you lovable scamp!

“I don’t know how much, if any, of the theory is true...”

When you climb so far up your own ass with partisan politics, “buhwhuddabout” becomes the only argument left you can make.

When they finally load me into the Alexa Thano-Pod that will signify the end of my usefulness to the Amazon PrimeSphere, this will be the music that accompanies the montage of pleasant images that will be flashed in front of my eyes as I am euthanized like Edward G. Robinson in “Soylent Green.”

The Milkshake Duck tweet is a better “Black Mirror” than all of “Black Mirror.” #HottestOfTheHotTakes

Everything is never enough.

- THE DARK ONE

Man, after reading this story all I want from Infinity War is for Nic Cage to show up as Ghost Rider.

At this point, all the promise this movie holds for me is “More Lando.” I’d be happy if this movie’s entire legacy is just to kickstart a series of movies with Donald Glover as Young Lando just being Raffles in Space or whatever.

It also stood out to me as maybe the only proposal made by any of them that didn’t seem to have an ounce of “FUCK YOU” in it anywhere. Like, maybe Newt just thought it would be cool to chill out on the moon? It wasn’t a means to slash public school funding or put single mothers in debtor’s prisons or bring back the

Not to mention they all seem to have their eyebrows perpetually arched as if they’re always asking an unspoken question: “Why are you hitting yourself?”

“A toxic soup of noise and bullshit.”

STAR WARS SPOILERS BELOW

“I know Hollywood can be confusing...”

Given how little it took for them to get a boner for Papa John’s, I’m shocked there seriously hasn’t been an “official coffee of the alt-right” yet. There’s still time to force a coffee brand to tweet that they “believe in inclusiveness and diversity for all our customers,” chuds. What a weird fucking time we live in.

That, or Blake Bradman.