LOL at that guy with the Rusty Shackleford av who had “no plans to leave the house today.” No surprise there, you miserable idiot. You think it’s a good idea to go out of your way to eat shit from a fast food place because there’s like a 0.000002 percent chance it will make some Mexican’s life worse and a 0.000003…
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Wow, man, go outside.
A decrease in sales of 1.9 percent means a product is “flatlining?” Oh, Capitalism, you lovable scamp!
“I don’t know how much, if any, of the theory is true...”
When you climb so far up your own ass with partisan politics, “buhwhuddabout” becomes the only argument left you can make.
When they finally load me into the Alexa Thano-Pod that will signify the end of my usefulness to the Amazon PrimeSphere, this will be the music that accompanies the montage of pleasant images that will be flashed in front of my eyes as I am euthanized like Edward G. Robinson in “Soylent Green.”
The Milkshake Duck tweet is a better “Black Mirror” than all of “Black Mirror.” #HottestOfTheHotTakes
Everything is never enough.
- THE DARK ONE
Man, after reading this story all I want from Infinity War is for Nic Cage to show up as Ghost Rider.
At this point, all the promise this movie holds for me is “More Lando.” I’d be happy if this movie’s entire legacy is just to kickstart a series of movies with Donald Glover as Young Lando just being Raffles in Space or whatever.
It also stood out to me as maybe the only proposal made by any of them that didn’t seem to have an ounce of “FUCK YOU” in it anywhere. Like, maybe Newt just thought it would be cool to chill out on the moon? It wasn’t a means to slash public school funding or put single mothers in debtor’s prisons or bring back the…
Not to mention they all seem to have their eyebrows perpetually arched as if they’re always asking an unspoken question: “Why are you hitting yourself?”
For real. Never forget that Obi-Wan and Yoda, the two wisest and most powerful Jedi left in the galaxy, were pissed off that Luke didn’t want to kill Vader in ROTJ. Instead, Luke is able to bring Vader around to the light and everything’s peachy until lil’ Ben Solo comes to Camp Wannabeajedi with a knapsack full of…
“A toxic soup of noise and bullshit.”
STAR WARS SPOILERS BELOW
“I know Hollywood can be confusing...”
The bright side is that in 20 years we might get a second prequel trilogy to fit between the OT and the current trilogy to tell us all about Snoke’s rise to power from a low-level galactic planning commissioner into the Supreme Leader of the First Order.
And, I’m sorry, but for a movie to just introduce a new character out of nowhere with no prior connection to any of the main characters and then never explain where he came from or how he got to be so skilled at what he does is ludicrous. I mean, we’re just supposed to accept that this guy made the Kessel Run in LESS…