That’s an even worse excuse. Of all the things to make you angry and irrational enough to blurt out a racial slur, a stupid bleep-bloop vidya game is one of the lamest.

God, that was just a terrible idea all around. Even if the new footage hadn’t looked like it was shot on DV and matched so poorly with the original movie, it didn’t fit at all from any type of storytelling perspective. The thing that sticks out the most was the coda at the end with the chubby preacher sitting with a…

Rumor is there’s a Criterion release on the horizon. It would be nice to have a single definitive home video release of the movie after years and years of slipshod attempts.

Seriously. What they’re talking about when they say “practiced and rehearsed” is “effort.” If Smith wants to put forth the least amount of effort in his filmmaking as possible, that’s fine. But please don’t try to lionize his laziness by disguising it as some kind of purity. He’s being honest with himself and his…

Okay, fine. But I still reserve the right to be irritated by Nickelback. At least let me have that!

My kid loves this show because it’s a goofy cartoon, but then one day we were watching this episode about Beast Boy deciding he wants to be a bear permanently and it turns out the story was actually about how student loans are a giant scam.

Holy shit that’s terrible.

Buried in this story is the fact that there was a “suspect” that this dipshit couldn’t pick out of a lineup. That means that some dude was actually arrested and spent the day at the police station because of this, doesn’t it?

This series feels like “Ultimate Tick” to me, what with the more grounded approach, rejiggered origins, and “decompressed” storytelling. That’s not a knock against it, because I’ve really enjoyed it so far, but I couldn’t help but notice those similarities between it and the original runs of Marvel’s Ultimate…

Thanks for explaining - I’ve been reading Deadspin for years but never got involved enough in the community to learn how Kinja actually worked.

F-first?

Please hurry, Kinja.

He was so good in this movie. It would be really great to see him play more slimy jerks, but it seems like he's been consigned to the fifth level of Sitcom Dad Hell.

People rag on the big performances in Day, but don't tell me there's better way to read a line like "I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN!"

Damn, he got Constable Zuvio-ed!

Look, some people are just better than others, okay? Specifically me, I'm better than everyone else. If someone else has as much as me they don't deserve it. Because some people are just better than others. Specifically me. I'm the victim here.

I worked with a lot of sales dudes who knew Baldwin's speech from Glengarry Glen Ross by heart. Bunch of Shelly Levines who thought they were Ricky Romas but didn't understand there's no difference anyway.

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL THEM ALL

I understand your concern. Uh-huhhuh-huh.

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