This was what I was going to say - GOP fans got so rankled by complaints about the Koch brothers that they were digging around for a rich progressive guy they could turn into Dracula. So they ended up making Soros into the Thanos of their Extended Cinematic Universe - the guy who is always promised to be the Evil…

There's no mention of the Stormtroopers being clones anywhere in the Original Trilogy.

The Obi-Wan thing is at least somewhat plausible considering how Lucasfilm made sure to spell droids' names phonetically on the action figure cards. ("See-Threepio" and "Artoo Detoo")

Hollywood wants Batman to be "realistic" and "troubled," and that's hard to do with Robin there. Snyder made it clear in BvS that Robin only has value as another tragic loss for Batman to brood about. There is a Batman out there where Robin fits in perfectly, but it's not a Batman Hollywood is interested in. The LEGO…

The only POSSIBLE answer!

I still like The Dark Knight as a whole, but Batman's cell phone thing is just as dopey on its face as the "bounce the sun off of satellites" thing from Batman & Robin.

Bruce Wayne would have become known as "the Batman" because he punches criminals so hard that the "T" and "W" on his father's signet ring gets imprinted on their faces and forms a bat-like shape.

Yes? Oh, I'm sorry.

I'd love to see the alternate universe where William Katt, Cindy Williams and Kurt Russell were the core cast of Star Wars. Their auditions are on YouTube somewhere, and as hard as it is to believe Lucas' dialogue used to be even clunkier. There's some Phantom Menace-level shit in those audition tapes.

The gold fringe around this flag means "Alex Jones" doesn't exist, and how can a legal construct with no presence in the real world possibly be racist? Check. Mate.

Certainly the greatest moment in Cleveland Browns history.

Well, that's no fun.

Jesus Christ.

It would be great if these geniuses could "disrupt" something that actually needs disrupting, like health insurance or student loans. Instead they apply all their brainpower to mechanized sandwiches and $700 juicers. Although, considering the results, maybe they're exactly where they should be.

For years I had this conflated with a similar joke about Bull's true first name, or at least what I thought I remembered about it:

Nevertheless, covfefe.

How in the hell was an R rating ever on the table for the Wonder Woman movie?

Hannity’s gonna be pissed someone else broke Kapernick’s involvement in the Seth Rich murder before he did.

I guarantee you that if he has a Facebook profile, his profile pic is him sitting in the driver’s seat of his truck, wearing sunglasses, with his seatbelt on so you know he took it while sitting at a traffic light.

Now we're talking. If this dickhead had body-slammed the reporter while half his butt was hanging out of the outhouse flap of a red woolen onesie, that's just good old-timey politicking, by cracky.