Well, you know how it goes. You make a mistake, you try to weasel out of it, you blame everything on someone else, you tell everyone on your side the other guy deserved it, you get what you want and then you own up to the mistake that didn't end up having any impact on you. You don't remember that one Andy Griffith…

This guy sucks, but if you told me Teddy Roosevelt had body-slammed a newspaperman or shoved the prime minister of Macedonia out of the way for a photo op I'd probably chuckle and say something like, "Oh, those colorful statesmen of yore!" Maybe the GOP just needs to bring back waistcoats and handlebar mustaches to…

I'm positive this Dark Universe will feature ZERO nard-kicking and I'm not okay with that.

But Monster Squad was already a movie? I don't understand.

I, Frankenstein was meant to be a spinoff of the Underworld series, but I think Kate Beckinsdale didn't want to be in a sexy Frankenstein movie on top of the sexy vampire/sexy werewolf franchise she already can't get out of. Your confusion is totally understandable, though.

Homeboy was 77 and shaped like a butter sculpture - did Papa Bill think Roger would have lived indefinitely without the mean old lefties pulling a reverse-Tinkerbell on him?

You think I called myself Black Lightning? Nah, I was called SUPERBOLT. Black Lightning was Aquaman's idea. So I said, "Okay man, I guess we should just call you Whitefish!"

I don't know who you think you are…

The way all the characters are written these days, you'd have a hard time convincing anyone Lisa isn't in her late 40s.

One of those things about the Simpsons universe, like mambo being the most popular genre of music, that never quite took.

RwDt09 - catchy, I know.

Recently I discovered a guy on YouTube who compiles the intro for every new TV show that premiered in a certain year, and yeah. Did you know they adapted the Roy Scheider helicopter movie "Blue Thunder" as a series starring Dana Carvey and Dick Butkus?

I'd like to take a moment to appreciate Zeke in general. "Y'all do nips or scrotes?"

Jesus, I've seen Star Wars at least 200 times and I want to give these people a swirly. What was wrong with creative types just being heavy drinkers?

Caffeine Free Diet Shit.

Crackle: the Mr. Pibb of Streaming Platforms

Dwayne Johnson. Giant gorilla picture.

Counterpoint: I would actually want to hang out with Teddy.

But political correctness is preventing us from winning the War on Terrorism. See, we're dropping a lot of bombs on predominately-Muslim nations, but political correctness means each bomb only lands with one-third of its intended destructive force. Political correctness is like a catalytic converter for bombs.

I've noticed that the feed on my news app looks like this a lot lately: