Exactly - the prevailing drive of these conservative movements has been "No More Mr. Nice Guy" every single time and it's being driven by people like Hannity and Coulter who don't have to be held accountable for actually accomplishing anything.

"We're very big in Bulgaria, and whatsisname, the other -garia."

Correct, Robin! The only POSSIBLE answer!

Sit on it, Chachi.

Oh sure, Twitter - give Milo Yanniwhoever a check mark but not Donnie Most?!?

Human beings are 80 percent water, but Jamie Kennedy is 80 percent flopsweat. (I still think he was good in Scream.)

You hear that, everyone? Your personal beliefs are too consistent and predictable for this guy.

Kid Rock looks like his own Mad Magazine caricature, wowzers.

Better to be a sex-magnet/urine-fountain than a sex-fountain/urine-magnet, I've found.

Huh, I didn't catch that. It kind of takes away what I like most about the character, if that's the tack they're going to take with him. Time will tell, I guess.

Big Bertha, yeah. Not John Byrne's finest creation, and certainly not helped by Dan Slott making bulemia part of her superpowers.

I love Mr. Immortal - a guy who discovers he can't die and decides that makes him a superhero, but can't actually fight crime all that well because "getting killed a lot" is pretty much all he can do.

Pyle!

So this is kind of a stealth Great Lakes Avengers TV series? I’m on board with that.

Turns out Ego the Living Planet has a Germany, too.

If I were his ex-wife's lawyer, I would absolutely come to court arguing that their children were crisis actors and as such his parental rights were a government ploy. It would have at worst a 50/50 shot at working.

"Like him or not he is the president."

You know what's not being a crybaby, though? Complaining about people not getting your hilarious joke like six months later. That's a sure sign that you've got your priorities straight and you can let go of minor aggrievances that had absolutely no impact on you without fixating on them to an unhealthy degree.

WWZ the book also pointed out that NK took everyone into its massive series of underground bunkers and shut themselves off from the rest of the world, so one of the unknowns about the post-zombie world was that there were potentially 10 million zombies buried under Pyongyang that could be released by an earthquake or…

The first time I heard "SLEEP!" was the "Chewie, we're home" moment for me. I only made it 30 minutes into Time Travelers before I had to tap out, but so far I'm pretty happy.