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Somehow, this comment resulted in Shia LeBoeuf's website being hacked.

There's always been an undercurrent of self-congratulatory bullshit among nerds, and the only surprising thing is that it's taken this long to commoditize it.

Cheap, plastic branded crap you don't even get to choose yourself! It's the nadir of "nerd culture." Do you like Star Wars? Well, here's a Doctor Who keychain because of course you like that shit, too. It's "nerd stuff," that'll be $45. See you next month for our exclusive Deadpool/Pokemon/Walking Dead/My Little Pony…

There's got to be a better way!

It's nice to see that these big companies kinda sorta have some type of scruples, but Fox News and persecution complex go together like peanut butter and jelly so I'm not confident this will do anything but boost their ratings.

If the next movie was an adaptation of the Serpentor origin storyline, that would be perfect. Dracula’s DNA would be the best MacGuffin in movie history.

One of the few highlights in my brief career in journalism was interviewing Marshall Brodien (aka Wizzo) about the end of The Bozo Show because he lived in the area at the time. He had a pretty impressive museum of magic memorabilia in his basement, including the Wizzo costume in a glass case like Bruce Wayne would if…

Bozo was always the only clown ever worth a damn.

Is there an algorithm to determine why so many goddamn people take their profile pictures while sitting in their cars, in traffic, with sunglasses on? Is that how you identify the Russian agents online?

Ha, that makes an awful lot of sense that The Blaze is all independent contractors.

Of course they can't just say she was "fired," she had to be "BANNED PERMANENTLY" because everything about right-wing media is about being Mr. Serious Tough Dad.

They better do something, and quick - that scary skull profile pic means Brad is NOT to be messed with.

What was that one where Whoopi Goldberg coached the Knicks? Or played for the Knicks, I don't know, who cares.

But the balls! His face! It works on so many levels!

My wife and I recently watched "Bye Bye Birdie," and Paul Lynde was no joke the best thing about it. The only real laugh I got out of that movie was him fretting about people causing damage to his house "that I hewed from the wilderness WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!!!" He's supposed to be Ann-Margret's father.

That's just the cover story - odds are this thing has been in development since "The Brady Bunch Movie" opened. Judging by the review, it seems like the script might not have changed much since 1996.

What, no half-tempo "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" sung by a creepy little girl?

If you're into horror, Shudder is pretty great. There's a lot of variety, from artsy "erotic" vampire stuff to cheesy killer-animal schlock. New stuff goes up all the time.

Wait, we're complaining about ideas being too original now?