I've lived near Chicago all my life, counted myself as a Bears fan for much of that time, and I can't think of anything specifically about being a Bears fan that warrants a documentary series about it. Clinging to 1985, maybe? Now that the Cubs finally made it the Bears are officially the city's lamest sports…

By the end of the year, we'll be reading about the alt-right's unsuccessful attempt to claim the works of Sid and Marty Kroftt and the Bay City Rollers as white nationalist art.

These guys will be heartbroken to learn that having thousands of dollars of property in Star Citizen wouldn't make them members of the landed gentry in Austen's time.

JOIKENAH

Let's wait, won't we?

The trailer seems to confirm at least some of the movies from this rumored list:

GREAT SCOTT

I suppose MC Hammer is the Secretary of the Treasury! And Woody Harrelson is the head of the DEA! I can't help you, Future Boy!

Maybe Stallone and Rosenbaum are Lord Order and Master Chaos? (Or is it Master Order and Lord Chaos?) They’re obscure cosmic entities who always appear in tandem. Chaos is even drawn with Sly’s droopy lower lip, so why not?

Yeah, Anne Frank and the star of ABC's "Things Is Too Sissy Today!", two peas in a pod.

I hate these commercials in general, but I'm glad they no longer show the one where they ask a bunch of kids what kind of pet a guy with a big Ford truck would have vs. the same guy driving just a regular sedan. It was blatantly, "Buy a huge truck or people will think your dick is small!"

And so it was that Mads Mikkelsen became the first to stand up and say "no" to Josh Trank's Fantastic Four. Before the year was out, millions more would join him.

I've been waiting for it to go up on Prime, but it's the same day the new MST3K goes live, so it'll have to wait.

Wow, I did not know that, crazy.

"King Kong Lives…For A Little While"

As far as I know, Dino never made the poster first and then the movie after he sold the poster, so Golan/Globus by a hair.

Between Topol, Max Von Sydow and Brian Blessed, they needed to balance the movie out with someone who wouldn't overact, and luckily Sam Jones is incapable of overacting because you have to act before you can overact. (I love that movie.)

They build a Kong-sized artificial heart, capitalizing on the artificial heart craze of the mid-80s. (I was there, it was weird.) "Transplant" isn't the best way to describe it, I guess, but who cares?

That is definitely another rough one, proof that the show wasn't a foolproof concept.

That Abby is some gal…