It's like a dead-baby joke somehow gained corporeal form and an anime hairstyle.

You could really do without the question mark at the end of your sentence there.

WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE

"Reality TV host" lends too much dignity to it - dude was a game show host, and even then more like a figurehead game show host. He's closer to that big stone face on Legends of the Hidden Temple than anything.

"That guy at the Photomat hates me because I stole his girlfriend in college! That's the only reason he called the cops about all that kiddie porn I had developed over there!"

Also, it's funny how Fox News has spent its entire existence railing about Hollywood weirdos and how they should keep their mouths shut about politics, but now they're rushing to tell us all how Lindsey Lohan thinks Trump deserves a chance.

I honestly believe a lot of people voted for him thinking his bluster was going to be an asset - that he would just shout his way over bureaucracy LBJ style and get things done through force of will. They didn't figure out that Trump has no convictions beyond "I'm the best" and that makes him extremely suggestible and…

This is so strange, because according to some people on my Facebook the reason progressives are so angry about Trump is because he's the "grown-up" who's going to send them all to bed without dinner, or something. As soon as this guy can let an insignificant slight go like a grown-up, let me know.

Oof.

I don't even think Marvel has been entirely successful on the storytelling front, but what they have been exceptionally good at is casting. I believe the biggest reason the MCU has been successful has been because people have become attached to RDJ, Evans, Hemsworth, Pratt, Johannson, etc. Marvel has an advantage in…

Okay.

Bad things tend to happen when DC tries to be more like Marvel. I think instead of trying to be the MCU they should have been focused on being more like Pixar. These characters are better suited for all-ages animated family movies than hard PG-13 disaster blockbusters. Batman is the exception, not the rule.

Who among us will do the honorable thing and stand up for the defenseless? Who will protect DC/Warner Bros.?

I'm fine with this as long as this is the only way these people express their political beliefs. "Hey man, it's Election Day, you better get down to the webcam and drool milk all over yourself while you shout dead-baby jokes for the entire day. Or do you want the SJWs to win?!?"

What this article presupposes is… maybe he might be?

YOR CLOSE. GIB DEM TO ME.

Governor Schwarzenegger, HIRE THIS PERSON.

"…terrible ratings, everyone knows that, okay? Just terrible. Worse ratings than CNN, which has been very biased and unfair to me. I call them 'Failing CNN,' it's just terrible. And the New York Times lies about me all the time, it's fake news…"

I think you're onto something here.

Has it occurred to the president that the reason people might not be tuning in to Celebrity Apprentice has more to do with their overwhelming distaste for him and everything affiliated with him?