"Oh look, dis is wheah I put on deh Tyuhbo Man suit and now I am flying around in deh ay-uh!"

HYUCK-UH-EEEE-UYHHHH!

Are Cardinals fans really that insecure that the Cubs win ONE (1) World Series in a damn century plus change and Leitch has to pat himself on the back for “taking it better than [he] thought?” And then buy his dad that jacket to use like a security blanket? Hatchi matchi!

Oh, and get ready for this… are you sitting down? (Clears throat)

Does the alligator singing "Humpty Dance" get around to the part about getting busy in a Burger King bathroom?

You never go full Plugger.

It would be 96 minutes of Junior reading the paper.

My kid's favorite show is "Nature Cat" on PBS, and the cast is almost entirely SNL alumni - Kate McKinnon, Kel Mitchell, Chris Parnell, Bobby Moynihan, Taran Killiam. It's now common for me to hear Chris Parnell's voice on SNL and think, "Hey, it's the Nature Cat guy."

Boy, I don't know about everyone else, but it sure was hard to concentrate on the plot with all those obvious references to Donald Trump crammed in everywhere! (BIGGEST FUCKING EYE-ROLL ALLOWED BY HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY)

That was probably a victim of the reshoots. There were lots of moments I remember from the trailers that weren't in the movie.

Unless Scarif and Tatooine are right next door to each other, Leia's ship probably jumped to hyperspace before Vader caught up to her.

I was sort of expecting that, too, but I like that they left it as-is. His faith in the Force is redeemed when Baize starts believing in the Force again. It's a nice reminder than the Force isn't just all about having X-Men powers.

It's too bad Issac Hayes is dead so he can't write Lando's theme.

It annoyed me only because of the turbonerds in the row in front of me who were trying to take pictures of the title to post online.

To be fair, sand gets everywhere, and his skin is extra-sensitive now.

When he first appears, Chirrut also chants "May the Force of Others Be With You," which was all over the earliest drafts of Star Wars before Lucas shortened it to just "May the Force Be With You."

The Red and Gold Squadron leaders, right? I was pleasantly surprised to see them, too. Walrus Man and Dr. Evizan was gratuitous, but the C-3PO/R2-D2 cameos were a bit too much. Shouldn't you guys be on that spaceship already?

I really wish I could see how this technology works on someone I'm not expecting to see it on. Knowing that it wasn't really Cushing or Fisher on screen just enhanced the Uncanny Valley aspect of it for me. I mean, it's impressive and not as jarring as seeing someone wearing a Carrie Fisher mask or whatever, but in…

Steve Gerber was the king of shit like that. And I miss Thing and his Muppet mouth being front and center in Marvel comics.

I was always a big fan of "Casa Blanka," the MTV2 reality show that put cameras all over the house of the Street Fighter II character.