Still not as good as Ca3ablanca, though.

I relish any opportunity to bring up Marvel Two-in-One #8, where Ghost Rider and the Thing become two of the Three Wise Men at birth of Jesus Christ.

Superman Returns is better than its reputation, I've always felt. It's better than Man of Steel, at least.

"Casablancas" is James Cameron's more action-oriented sequel to the original "Casablanca," right?

That was the only real laugh I got out of "Suicide Squad." Slipknot is just dropped off by a bus and they're like, "This guy's on the team, too." Can you guess who doesn't survive the mission?

That scene pissed me off, too, because up until that point I thought their mission was to kill Enchantress, but I guess it was actually just to get Viola Davis out of that building? Why do you need a crocodile man for that? What was the plan for dealing with the bad guy, then?

I've been trying for almost a year now to describe what "Batman v Superman" looked like to me, and "public bathroom after dark" sums it up perfectly, thank you.

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Thank you for the last piece of information that my brain will remember in the moment before I die!

Scotty, yah. Jeez.

I hope Pacific Rim: Upr-

Homogenized culture, emphasis on traditional gender roles, exaggerated fixation on popular culture, celibacy…

Yeah, I can believe that a horse wrote that.

Were you talking to me?

You'll see a young drifter wearing the hat come into town and take a job at Pop's working the grill. He'll become a close confidant of Archie's. Then some ancillary character who's had like three scenes prior will kill that guy in the season finale and put the hat on. "Now who's…the JUGHEAD?"

"The eponymous teen?" His name on the show is "Riverdale?"

Everyone's favorite part of Final Wars is Don Frye as Samurai Ron Swanson, right?

Goddamn, Godzilla vs. Superman is an idea too good for an AV Club comment thread.

We now return to 1967's "Gamera vs. A Guy Wrapped in Garbage Bags With Googly Eyes Glued to His Head."

The two greatest mysteries of 80s television: "What is Dianetics?" and "What the fuck does 'Bulavinakapeesigh!' mean?"