"Unusually Thicke?" Jesus Christ, TV Guide Channel.

It was intended to be part of a shared cinematic universe with "How Did This Get Made?" project Nun-dercover, but that couldn't escape development hell.

We're getting to the point where the mere existence of some people is viewed as a political action. Pretty fucked up.

That, plus the fact that Lucas didn't think up the other title until pretty much a year after it came out.

We need fewer MODERN Lisa episodes. Those are the episodes where the writers want to crank out a script based around a trendy social issue and have Lisa be the mouthpiece for whatever the "correct" viewpoint is before they maybe walk it back with some weak "South Park" style apathy. There have been a lot of really…

"… because Jabba the Hutt doesn’t come in until the film’s de facto sequel, 1977’s Star Wars…"

I saw Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, which started off kind of cold but I got more and more into as it went along. It really picked up once the Tyler the Creator knock-off showed up.

She just sounds tired, enough so that my first thought was "Geez, I hope she's okay." They're going to keep pushing this thing going until it's just Yeardley Smith and a Hank Azaria soundboard, aren't they?

Will Smith needs to get out more.

This, but "Werewolves of London."

I didn't watch this episode, but I did see one a couple of weeks ago after not checking in on the show for a couple of seasons. Julie Kavner/Marge sounded noticeably older to me and I got really really sad. That's my story, thanks.

I used to sit there with the TV guide and circling the cartoons I was going to watch. One year I remember the second half of Muppet Babies ran into The Real Ghostbusters or something like that and I was beside myself.

I used to love these dumb things when I was a kid. I looked them up on Wikipedia, and ABC ran one every year from 1971 to 1999! In 1985 it was co-hosted by Tony Danza, Mary Lou Retton and C-3PO. Network television, man.

If someone had made RoboCop today (as its own thing and not a remake, of course) it would have some kind of pseudo-intellectual bullshit title like "Recrudescence" (look it up!) to suggest immediately that this is a sci-fi movie with, like, Things To Say. The 80s were so lunk-headed and blunt about everything that…

I remember when Revenge of the Sith came out there was a minor kerfuffle over the Emperor declaring "we don't negotiate with terrorists" and Fox News wondered if that meant George Lucas thought George Bush was evil.

See all the people shouting "We won!" like all the hard work is over now.

"What's in that cave?"
"Only what you take with you."
"Okay. Christie, get inside that cave and tell me what's in there, okay? I'll be at the Trump Bespin penthouse."

Word is they brought James Earl Jones back into the studio to record some new dialogue for Darth Vader: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. It's tremendous, this power! The best power in the galaxy! The most luxurious power, believe me!"

The best words!

There is absolutely no goddamn way Subway can get rye bread right. Even if it tastes right, the pillowy cotton candy consistency of Subway bread is going to fuck it all up.