Stark was able to exploit Spidey's naivety and get him to believe Cap had gone "bad." But they still managed to have their cute moment with the "Queens/Brooklyn" bit.

Well shit, the jig's up, I guess.

Burn After Reading is in my top three Coen movies. It's that fucking good. Every single performance in it is perfect – even the comic book store twerp from Big Bang Theory has a great scene with Clooney.

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that there's a major motion picture where the name "DORMAMMU" is shouted no less than a half-dozen times. And next year Kurt Russell plays Ego, the Living Planet.

And Hawkeye and Black Widow were punching for appearances' sake.

The moment when they set up their disaster response office and there's that shot of all the copy machines being wheeled into position like they're the toy tanks from previous Godzilla movies is really neat, too.

SHARK ON FIRE? Why the hell wasn't that in the trailers? Now I have to see this as soon as possible and I have things to do, man!

It was a lot of fun, especially because of Spider-Man and Ant-Man trying so hard to fit in with the rest of the "badass" Avengers.

If there's a Line of the Year category, "At least you're drinking again" has to be up there.

Incoming Director of Homeland Security Steven Seagal

WKRP in Cincinnati, only "Wkrp" is a music-streaming app that doesn't have any DJs, and it's not in Cincinnati.

Who was that guy who always wore the do-rag on Scrubs and talked about himself in the third person? That guy.

When they went on the air, they presented themselves as the alternative to a slanted CNN because they didn't have a slant. Now, the explanation is that by being slanted in the other direction, they "balance" out the media landscape as a whole. They steered into the skid.

"No, no, no Groot! You're the Groot!"
"I..I am Groot?"

So how soon does someone start a "fair and balanced" weather channel to counteract The Weather Channel's "bias?"

If white people are really that superior they shouldn't feel threatened by anything.

The new Guardians 2 trailer makes me feel like Drax could end up being my favorite character, which was something I was not expecting to feel.

I think it's fair to say that at least 90 percent of legitimate schlock is more enjoyable than winking "bad on purpose" schlock.

"Yor, Hunter From the Future" holds the rare distinction of being a movie that spoils its "twist" in its title.

He's a couple of years away from being Penny Marshall.