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Wow, you’ve got it all figured out.

The Flintstones and the Jetsons live at the exact same time. After the nuclear war, mankind split along class lines with the privileged escaping the radioactive surface of the Earth and the poor forced to eke out an existence below. That’s why the Jetsons are never seen on solid ground and the Flintstones celebrate


That monster looks a lot like the true form of Nebulon, the Celestial Man to me.

Ace of Base wasn't the 90s ABBA?

Judd Hirsch is amazingly nonchalant about finding his son standing in the middle of the California(?) desert after last speaking to him in Africa. Even moreso considering he spots him from about 300 yards away.

One of the worst things about it was how they tried to go for that disaster movie scope with characters spread out all around the world…and then they keep running into each other at random.

I just caught up to "Independence Day: Resurgence" last night and wow, I was not prepared for how depressed this movie made me. This movie is so bad, it made me feel slightly less hopeful for the future. What a tremendous waste of time and resources. "Revolutionary Road" didn't drain me emotionally the way this movie

When Verhoeven uses squibs he doesn't fuck around. See also: Kenny vs. ED-209 from "RoboCop." That dude ERUPTS.

The only TV edit I've ever seen that works better than what was in the theatrical release was "National Lampoon's Vacation."

I'm damn near 40 goodamn years old and I'm thinking I'm going to put on Total Recall after I put my kid to bed tonight.

Ironically Kevin Smith is about the last guy who should be looking down his nose at fucking "Navy SEALS" today.

No but see there were Predators that were, like, 15 percent bigger in that one. That's new! And so help me, I really liked Larry Fishburne hamming it up in that one. But otherwise, bad.

And SO SWEATY. Everyone in that movie is sweating bullets for the entire run time, but none more than Glover.

Even that's ambiguous, though - the technician is surprised to see a blue sky on Mars while they load up the program. It could be argued that Quaid's suppressed memories as Hauser are influencing the simulation. There's also the question of why Quaid's dream would include the moments where he was unconscious at

I think the story goes that Verhoeven threw the RoboCop script in the garbage the instant he saw the title.

Damn it, Cohaagen, yoo goht whatchu wanted, now gib dose pipple aiha!

"Some asshole from outer space" is almost as good as Roddy Piper's "It figures it'd be something like this" upon discovering aliens secretly rule Earth in "They Live."

We're going to get to the bottom of this, I promise.

Maybe, but that's another place where physical media can suffice.

No no, the world is a VAMPIRE.