I'm not talking about "people who play video games," I'm talking about "people who threaten rape/murder over negative reviews of games" and the like.

I'm no Rockefeller, but I can afford the occasional DVD box set. I'll gladly pay that to marginalize video game people.

The funny thing was, if you were following the Cliven Bundy Oregon "showdown," there was a lot of complaining about the Bureau of Land Management, so you could easily become confused and think for a second that people were yelling about Black Lives Matter preventing ranchers from grazing their cattle on federal land.

The Internet was a mistake.

That all may be true, but in 2016 the bar for a website being "obnoxious" has been set at "promoting white nationalism" or below.

You guessed it - Frank Stallone.

All I know about the Grey Cup is stumbling upon it a few years ago and making a crack about the halftime show being Gordon Lightfoot and then THERE HE WAS.

Also a lot of seemingly long conversations where characters just stand there and talk to each other.

Ray Liotta?

But how many ELEVENTH GAMES did Magic and Bird play compared to LeBron?

“I like turkeys that don’t get caught, okay?”

You see, Lisa, a man who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than someone whose ivory supplies are low.

Meanwhile, Pepsi HQ is ecstatic that this chump didn’t say “Coke.” #BrandingWin

It’s better they do this now before the bleacher crowd rinses it all off with something other than water.

Maybe Conway cuts the horse meat with Crisco or something, I dunno.

They probably weren't thinking they would be on for seven seasons when they revealed that particular little character detail.

What they should have done was spent a really long time without winning anything - like, say, 88 years - but lose in such an unremarkable way that hardly anyone ever pays attention. This works best when you play in the same city as a team with a longer losing streak and a propensity for losing in really memorable…

Ooh, the Mark Grace Effect.

“Yeah, we won the World Series too, but we weren’t all HAPPY about it and shit. Losers.”

Damn good kinja.