Kris Bryant was, like, nine when that happened.

Holy crap, LOL. What a lunatic.

The grunge movement actually began when San Francisco beat the Cubs in the 1989 NLCS. That's why Vedder credits Neil Young and Will Clark as the "godfathers of grunge" to this day.

Noted Cubs fans Eddie Vedder, Billy Corgan, Tom Morello and, uh, Jimmy Buffett would make one hell of a weird supergroup.

Ugh, I know. That's why I'm rooting for both Chicago and Cleveland to be burned to the ground before this World Series is over. Can you imagine how obnoxious Cubs or Indians fans would be when one of them wins? Good lord, they'll be so happy they won't ever stop talking about it and it'll be so annoying because…

Considering that the Internet is almost literally the "million monkeys on a million typewriters" principle at work in the real world, pretty much.

T.J. Miller talks over all of them. You have to turn it all the way up, but you can hear him recite John Goodman's dialogue in sync with Goodman's performance in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

Fuck.

There was no mistaking this guy for an NBA player.

Yeah, you can fault the Trib ownership for a lot of things, but there was a difference between Trib not knowing what to do but trying and the Wrigleys not knowing what to do and not caring.

A large portion of it - I know plenty of Sox fans who aren't pathological like that. But there are an awful lot of them who can't let the sight of a Cubs cap pass without commenting on it.

At the very least, he's a weirdo for acting like he should have any say in who his adult sister dates.

I'd personally just like to see the Cubs' failures in the postseason become run-of-the-mill failures and not part of some dumbass ghost story. I'm tired of the omens and portents more than the losing. They got shut out by maybe the most dominant pitcher of his generation? It must be GHOSTS OF THE PAST COME BACK TO…

So Taguchi finished out his American career in a Cubs uniform, if memory serves.

Cubs fan sympathizing with you - it's never fun when the visiting crowd outnumbers the home crowd, and Cubs fans can be especially obnoxious even to their own. Sorry.

A few years ago I was volunteering in the beer tent for a community event. This was in late October, so the Cubs and White Sox had both been eliminated for two months. I'm wearing a Cubs cap, and I serve this guy who looks up at my cap and pulls out his wallet. "Hey, you should see this," he says to me, and removes a…

Hey, the White Sox needed only 88 years to finally pull ahead of the Cubs in the win column, so kudos to them. But they've been bad in a very low-key and uninteresting way, so any time they fall on their faces they can always count on the Cubs to implode in a much more spectacular way. That's why Sox fans are so…

That dates back before the Tribune ownership, though. Phillip K. Wrigley took control of the team after his father's death despite not knowing anything about running a baseball team. Rather than try to figure it out or find people who could, PK Wrigley decided he would market baseball the same way he marketed chewing…

If the Indians hadn’t made the playoffs, would they have still worn the Wahoo hats during the playoffs after wearing different hats all season? #HashTag

Yeah, it’s best to just avoid any potential heartbreak altogether, the Brewers have the right idea.