Dude, we get it.

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

Whoa, sounds like the AVC is salty that RLM was salty about the AVC's take on the prequels which was salty about RLM's take on the prequels and what the fuck am I even typing right now

Christ almighty.

Not to mention 12 of the 19 movies listed are American remakes of American movies. Fuck you, American filmmaking!

Shouldn't Howard Hawks' opinion matter more than Carpenter's in this case? I mean, if Hawks didn't officially sign off on Carpenter's remake, that invalidates Carpenter's movie, right?

You have to appreciate just how tailored that moment was to kick viewers of a certain generation in the gut. Solo doesn't die by Stormtrooper fire or flying the Millennium Falcon into a supernova or anything so swashbuckley as that. He's killed by his own son as he's trying to reconnect with him for the first time in…

This is good - I was really impressed with The Tick's pilot after going in skeptical. It was weird in a completely different way than the comic, the cartoon, or the Puddy series was. For a character that very specifically goofs on superheroes, the Tick is surprisingly flexible as a concept without messing with it too…

Along those same lines, Han Solo enters Star Wars as a man who cares about no one but himself and dies in Force Awakens because he finally realizes he cares about his son more than himself.

What, like recently? Good for him if that's true, I would have assumed he was dead by now.

There's almost a pattern of chopping-block sitcoms just saying "fuck it" and indulging in weird or dark turns out of nowhere. I think it was halfway through the final season of Growing Pains where Mike Seaver has a nervous breakdown and becomes convinced his life is just a TV show, I have hazy memories of that.

Likewise, Max Wright was able to use the money he made on ALF to spend the rest of his days kicking back with a big old bag of crack.

NBC's attempts to create a Shared Sitcomic Universe were so weird. Kramer lived in Paul Buchman's old apartment, Phoebe's twin sister was the waitress at Paul and Jamie's favorite restaurant, something something The Single Guy, and I want to say Cliff Clavin was on Wings once.

I was a suburban newspaper reporter on 9/11, and got pulled off the county board meeting that morning to start gathering reactions from people. About 20 minutes after the second tower came down, I walked into a Starbucks. The absolute first person I ever talked to about 9/11 looked me right in the eye and, calm as a…

"This movie is so boring that you're going to wish you were SNOWED-IN! Love it or LEVITT, there's no doubt that this script is more than a STONE's throw away from being good!" - Gene Shalitt, tomorrow morning.

Does Gaius Baltar come back for this one?

For some reason, the baby has the voice of Rooster Cogburn. "Aw shit! I gone and pooped mah diaper! G'wan an git a me clean one there, wuhman!"

I would vote for Clamp in a heartbeat this November.

Nice.

DONG DONG (You can't tell, but this is actually backwards, Yoda-style.)