Smith's first tip-off should have been when his "wealthy financier" showed up for the first meeting in a sombrero made of ostrich feathers.

I AIN'T your pal, DICKFACE. Ah, I wish I was watching Bloodsport right now.

He's SO CLOSE to doing the "boo hoo hoo" thing with his hands.

KU MA TE
KU MA TE
KU MA TE
KU MA fuck, that was Bloodsport, sorry.

OH, I'm afRAID the deflector shield will be QUITE operATional when your FRIENDS ARRIiIiIVE…

He and McGregor give the best performances in the prequels, and McDiarmid in particular was the only one who seemed to understand the tone.

I used to have a pretty good barometer of what Limbaugh was upset about in pop culture because every once in a while my dad would ask me a question like, "Does George Lucas vote Democrat?" I guess Rush jumped on the line from Episode III where the Emperor says "we don't negotiate with terrorists" and obviously that…

You just reminded me that Limbaugh believed Bane was meant to be a pun on "Bain Capital" and therefore Dark Knight Rises was an anti-Romney screed and holy shit is Rush Limbaugh a dumb asshole.

I know I had a real problem when I found out he wasn't actually a raccoon wearing people clothes.

It should be Facebook these days.

Never forget that Super Bowl ad where the LifeLock dude put his SSN on the side of a truck and drove it around town. Whatever happened with that, Wikipedia?

Also not to be confused with HUH-OH-MUH-EH-ER.

I like that William Hayes thinks dinosaur bones are found in the ground like someone just dumped a box of Legos on the floor. Also that he concedes that dinosaur BONES exist, just not dinosaurs.

This post doesn’t even mention the Coghlan AB. Or Carpenter being tagged out in the face at home. So I’ll mention those things here.

The story of how NYC's pinball ban was overturned in the 70s is a good one. The star witness for the pinball manufacturers' demonstrated that pinball was a game of skill by calling his shot and hitting it. If he had missed, there might not be pinball in New York City.

Galloping Ghost is the truth. I was just there a few weeks ago after not going for about 6 months and the place had somehow gotten bigger. There's an entire wing that's nothing but Gradius-style shoot-em-ups. It's cramped as hell and always 10 degrees warmer than the temperature outside, but holy crap is it amazing.…

I think you have to spend a few years cleaning Frank Welker's pool house before you even come close to it.

WordGirl is another fun one to listen to because you'll hear Weird Al Yankovic followed by Jeffrey Tambor followed by Jon Benjamin followed by Tim Conway followed by Kristen Schall. (And Chris Parnell.)

I have a two-year-old, so Taran Killam will always be Nature Cat to me. Actually, watching PBS Kids for any length of time will always feel like SNL because you're never more than 30 seconds away from hearing Chris Parnell's voice.

Yeah, it was pretty divisive back then, and I don't remember many people liking it outside of "El Scorcho." I think of lot of that was due to the album being sort of the curdled flipside of the first album, where the geeky misfit positive vibe of the blue album is replaced by this more aggressive, self-pitying…