I’ve been to exactly one Bears game in my life, despite having grown up a Bears fan. I saw them give up a Hail Mary TD to a miserable Chiefs team with no time remaining in the first half. The game’s final score was 10-3. Fuck the Bears.

Man, I remember coming home from the Best Buy with both Pinkerton and New Adventures in Hi-Fi, sitting down with my Discman, and being too bummed to leave the house by the time they were both over. Good times.

Man, I remember coming home from the Best Buy with both Pinkerton and New Adventures in Hi-Fi, sitting down with my Discman, and being too bummed to leave the house by the time they were both over. Good times.

Woof. Usually the Shout Factory blu-rays show up on Amazon for around $20, but that's not the case with Vestron, it seems.

Shout treated They Live like it was Lawrence of Arabia and for that I will be forever grateful. Pumpkinhead, Lifeforce, fucking Ninja III: The Domination, not to mention that Halloween box set they helped put together. They're doing God's work, and I'm excited that Vestron seems to be taking inspiration from them.

Got mine early for pre-ordering, and the documentary they put together about the making of Buckaroo Banzai is really great. Practically everyone except Ellen Barkin and Jeff Goldblum make appearances, and there was a lot of stuff about the behind-the-scenes that I didn't know.

Criterion also has "The X From Outer Space" in its collection, which is about as far from "Stagecoach" or "Rashomon" as you can get. The newest blu-ray from MGM has all of the supplemental material on it, but for a long time the out-of-print Criterion DVD of "RoboCop" was a Holy Grail of mine.

He definitely undersold it, which makes me think he was already a little self-conscious about his reputation for appreciating cinematic boobs.

That bit blew me away, it's so logical but stupid. Somewhere there has to be an ultra-werewolf that can only be killed with platinum or iridium. Likewise, can you kill a baby werewolf with tin?

Ebert's line was something like, "Danning's bodice-ripping is repeated twice during the credits, providing the movie with its second and third interesting moments."

My fan theory is that I'm actually dying, and every Good Job, Internet! article is a hallucination created by the oxygen leaving my brain.

Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses!

So many goatees and sunglasses in those Twitter avatars.

I was dumb enough as a kid to believe that video games based on my favorite movies would be more fun than ones that weren't. So much of my birthday money went to a collection of NES games like Jaws, Back to the Future, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Friday the 13th… I had to plead with my friends to let me borrow Super…

It took us this long to get a movie called "Planet of the Sharks?" I would have thought we'd see that before we ever got to "Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf."

My old firehouse playset turned into a Planned Parenthood! WOMENNNNNNNNN!!!

I'm Not Sure You Didn't Just Make This Up This Very Second, Internet!

Fargo, Bottle Rocket, The Cable Guy, The Rock, The Frighteners, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Mars Attacks!, Scream and Jerry Maguire all came out in 1996. Let's go with 1996.

"Fuck if I know what we did.
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SHIT."

It's so safe you wouldn't believe it.