It was in development. It had to be.

I'M DOOP! DOOPY DOOPY AH DOOPY DOOPITY DOOP! - Adam Sandler in 2019's "X-Men: X-Force Ascending."

David Spade fakes his own death and allows his wife to believe he's dead, but the problem is actually women lying to him?

A lot of metal bands seem to think so.

Hey, not for nothing, but if I want to play an "emotionally grueling" board game I'll just stick to Monopoly, thank you very much! At least there the desperation and starvation are only implied, and I can be the little Scottie dog.

To be fair, Waters never said that books = fucking, just that no books should = no fucking. Presumably we need to have other fuckable traits in addition to well-stocked libraries.

By that time, these 16-year-olds will be in my place right now complaining about the 16-year-olds then. Circle of life.

John Carpenter is no longer in his prime as a filmmaker, but his output while he was in his prime more than compensates for anything he could do from now on. Not in a John Landis/Roman Polanski sense, of course, but Carpenter could make a Ghosts of Mars trilogy and it wouldn't hurt his legacy in my mind.

It's one of the dangers of our culture over-valuing what 16-year-olds have to say. Great Job, Internet!

I think it was John Waters who said, "If you go home with somebody and they don't have any books in their house, don't fuck them." That probably could have mitigated about half of the break-up texts from that site.

Wait, Walt Disney's final words on this earth were "Kurt Russell?" Russell has to know that if it's true, right? How fucking weird would that be?

I feel like the "last text from Dad before dying of lung disease" posts should be separate from the "we're not dateing anymore cuz you didnt fuck me lol" posts. I mean, they're ALL sad in their own way, sure.

Netflix auto-started an episode of "Flaked" for me and I stopped it three seconds in. Now there's a row on my menu of stuff it recommends "Because of your interest in 'Flaked.'"

The third Voltron was the one with the three robots that stacked on top of each other, right? I had the red one of those that I think someone got me for my birthday. I was kind of upset, but it said "Voltron" on the box so I realized I couldn't really complain about it. They had me on a technicality.

Was it?

What in the hell?

The build up to that is moment is pretty good, too: "Galactus has had many heralds, but Franklin Richards has only ever had one."

It got a little too complex for its own good at times, but the end of Jonathan Hickman's Fantastic Four mega-arc was really satisfying.

Chewbacca is objectively the best Star Wars character, so I hope you're wrong.

Yeah, at this point it's a relief that a viral video isn't an incident of police brutality, or a mom screaming at her kid for losing a phone charger, or someone marching through a Target screaming about the Bible.