You're like literally Mr Fancy Pants.

2017! I didn't realise it was that far away. I could die before then.

As a fellow liberal, I hope I can convey just enough automotive knowledge to my mechanic to make him think twice about charging me double for no reason.

I once bought some new socks that were made of an artificial material I didn't like. I was driving to work and my feet were getting hotter and hotter and I swore I'd never wear them again, just before my radiator started spewing steam.

[Nods sagely] It's true, she's a fine actor with the required emotional depth.

As your spiritual adviser, I hereby grant you special dispensation to torrent this episode without guilt.

I saw the same thing happen with Black Caviar, the horse that was undefeated through 25 races. Near the end, the odds were a pittance, so people were more worried that she would somehow "tarnish" her reputation.

In Australia we have Bondi Vet, Bondi Rescue, Bondi Hipsters, and Bondi Ink. Bondi has a population of about 10,000. Half the suburb must work on TV.

There were a few tracks on vol 1-3.

The local variety has always been:

" Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show….."

As an Australian, I've developed a sudden hatred for cricket.

Meh. Development deals mean fuck all, unfortunately. I'd love to see an Umbrella Academy movie or series, but it would take a shitload of money to make it decent. And even then they can ruin the tone a la Watchmen.

"Mouth" was just everywhere where I live. I remember as a young fella thinking there were some oral sex references in there, what with talk of "salty lips" and "don't want to waste it."

Meh. As much as I like free online content, it must blow a hole in sales. The other day I spent good hour browsing Hark A Vagrant.

Even conservatives can be interesting. Or so my log tells me. [strokes log]

Hey! Reading a book in a bar isn't creepy. (Well, depending on the book)

France v Germany was a ripper and I'm reasonably confident this game should be another good match. I'm coming down with the flu right now, so I suspect I'll be under blankies on the couch for 8.30am kick-off.

It's pretty natural to not want to admit you'd like to be invisible and check out your aunt in the shower.

It's the classic monkey paw scenario, where his girlfriend was whoring herself out to the Senator for Ohio.