B-but….. Back and to the left!

Wrestlers?

I had an ex who dumped me, and then attempted suicide when I took up with someone else. Trust me, I'm not that good.

Can you imagine what have must have been like when we won the America's Cup? "Bloody hell, those drongos will never fucking win beating to windward like that." [cracks a tinnie at 7am]

I thought the Great Santini would make the list for sure

I eventually came to like him more than his sister.

I could have screwed Mariana Trench. She was way into me, man, but I just didn't dig her.

Pfft. Can you imagine having to wait while 72 virgins have their go? They wouldn't know a Night Hag from a Nightshade.

I'm hoping for "Ghosts of the Civil Dead", "The Cars That Ate Paris" and "Harlequin" this week.

it would please you to know that in Australia, Cadbury are currently releasing a vegemite flavoured chocolate.

There really is some hateful clickbait. I don't want to imagine what they will have to do to shock people into paying attention in twenty years time.

I assume he's talking about the Bene Gesserit

As stated above, Vance Joy.

My novelty group of strippers, The Pap Band, will see you in court.

Oh, I'm sure Michelle loves that. She could get a job acting as her mother.

Aroooo!

I gather we appreciate different things in a teaser. I was hoping for a little info. Nice music again, though.

He's got … hot sex. He hasn't necessarily blown me .. but .. I like his odds. Such a good fit.

Speaking of Mississippi Goddam, I'm often bewildered by why she didn't write more songs, considering how fine a writer she was.

As a parent of a teenager, I feel very lucky when it comes to sharing pop culture. My parents had zero interest in E.T. or Voltron or whatevs, but my son and I get to share Community and Gravity Falls.