If you need to be heard to be safe, you’re not doing it right.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

Funny thing is the valet mode still has 300 hp. The car is such a pig that 300 hp feels slow to a kid who’s parking minivans all day.

Oh cool, so you’d be okay if I, as a valet, thrashed the crap out of your car? Tell me where you live, I’ll be right over!

So you’re saying that the valet should be able to Ferris Beuller your car?

Actually, they have an eight foot bed that doesn’t have to be made.

Orlove has one of these on his Bug, but it's for an entirely different reason.

Easy, the Golf Harlequin

Haha, what a loser everyone knows that a real man would change his name to "Ford Boss 302 Mustang Laguna Seca Edition".

Rally Fighter. Why?

I wish they'd go in the opposite direction; i.e. super-light, sharp-handling track monster.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

You'd be a dickhead to be in his position in the first place

I would overdose also if someone was taking me to Detroit.

50 percent of all motorcycle crashes on the road are due to drunk riding. So all of a sudden that rate is really just 17 times higher. Something like a third of all riders don't wear any helmets, only some of those helmets are actually safe full-face items. Keep drilling down like that, make some basic smart choices…

Go time~

The Continental is a very heavy car and therefore contains a great deal of lightness.