(1) Fuck that dog.

"All of them!"

A sad reminder that we're not just a bunch of 1's and 0's out there, but real flesh and blood. Be excellent to one another. RIP.

BEST WORST SPOKESMAN EVER.

This is possibly the only time I though he was actually being honest.

Going 110 percent in a car that is a shit box is better than going 10 percent in a supercar.

Happiness is behind the wheel of a car. A $500 car, or a $5,000,000 car.

Slow car fast > fast car slow.

If you have the means, Raph highly recommends not picking one up.

Fuck them and their nostalgia for the years when this not-at-all groundbreaking car.

10. Chrysler Sebring

whothefuckisthatcreepyface?