spitfire74
spitfire74
spitfire74

If he's out of the way, he's avoiding the asshats that drive minivans and other POSes

Why isn't he hosting Top Gear America?

Ahhh but there's a flaw in the system. The leader board is only for road-going Chilean miners. Claudio Lagos' aerodynamic head, steely glare and ultra-competitive time all point out that he's obviously NOT a street legal miner.

I'm missing the news here. Have you been to Brazil? That's just how they drive.

What is that, Velvet?

Is it just me or does EVERYONE east of Nurburgring exclusively wear track suits?

Snitches are a dying breed.

If Rusty was a girl, he'd be Dita VonTeese....and that's not a bad thing.

@Tommy861: You could have left it at just "balls deep" and that would have been accurate enough.

Seem's like a hell of a lot of work to make yourself even less likely to get laid.

He's very good at warming up the tax-paying, car-buying public that made his big paying job exist, isn't he?

It will be fun to watch molester van drivers offer candy to a hologram.

@Admiral_Awesome: Not only that, a girl running out into the street has a jam-on-the-brake-effect on most drivers....I can't see that going very well either.

Working or not working, I'd still take the Vector - it's horrendously awesome.

at Christmas, they must just do Secret Santa.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Roscoe P. Coltrane is on the hunt for you boys. You and the General better get movin.

Molester vans.

@spitfire74: By the way- car collectors with silly mustaches that trailer their cars do wind me up..... What a terrible scene that is. Why have a great car and not drive it? It's like not playing fetch with your dog.

Jesus, what a whiner! So he has no car, but want's one built in the 50's, for cheap. Man up and go get yourself a Kia Soul...it's made for kids like you.

Sometimes fixed gear jackoffs are, well, fixed gear jackoffs. If I was that guy he ran over, it would have ended differently. Don't ride the wrong way down the street and then get shitty about it.