Ok but now you’re just trying to make my brain explode. I can’t deal with this bullshit anymore.

Lol. Of course. :-D

WHAT THE FUCK USA YOU NEED GUN LAWS NOW I’M SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!! THIS NEEDS TO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!

Aw sorry to disrupt but these kids are so precious. He seems to lover her very much. :)

You’re not banned (unless you mean “grey”? that’s not banned). I can see you. My guess is no one (except moi) is responding ‘cause they think your opinion is dumb.

Aw happy birthday! You’re such a treasure...

Fer chrissakes, read a book/newspaper/anything really, realize this didn’t happen in a vacuum, and (and this is important) contain your jealousy of a 14-YEAR-OLD. You’re pathetic.

There are huge things like the forced sterilization of Ethiopian women

Bahahaha I love you. And your garbage can.

I’m gonna go back and read the article now, but CONGRATULATIONS!!! So happy for you. :)

WTF. Just...wow. Good for you for having found one of the good ones.

Thank you! I’ve been waiting for this particular thing to be said for quite some time now. The number of smart, feminist women I know and love who say they need their boyfriend to be taller than them is crazy. It’s so irritating. I am a tall woman myself and I have this shit in my head, too, not gonna lie. Like,…

Most definitely. Also the fairy dust and the unicorn (I can’t believe I’m writing this out). She’s trying to say he’s not a REAL MAN, you see.

The poem doe! Post iiiiiiit!

Aw, do people really feel it’s gross? I always kinda liked the symbolism of the gesture...

That stupid bitch blowdrying her hair in the ladies’ room for visitors at Buchenwald concentration camp. Ugh it’s been seven years and the memory still makes me FURIOUS. She knew exactly where she was, not like that crossfitting dimwit in Berlin. I mean, she was a teenager, but so was I and I wanted to choke her. The…

<3 <3 <3 how did nobody eat YOU, I wonder

You’re the cutest :)

Kelly how are there no penis puns in this

And what’d she say?