Did he kill them? I’m not judging, by the way, I know that’s what some peole think they’re supposed to do so there won’t be too many cats...

Your friends were l.a.m.e., your mom is the best!

#marriagegoals

Aw I remember you from the prom stories. So sweet.

This is for you, then. 2:00 is where it gets relevant :-D It turns out Stellan is not a fan of pants, either. Or underpants. Or shirts, for that matter.

Aaaaand I now love your MIL, too. Mostly because that’s exactly the kind of mothering I’m gonna inflict on my poor offspring. I am not sorry.

I love your Mom and aspire to be like her. If I ever have kids, that is.

Oh hello, fellow German person. :) I remember those. Got the stickers and mini-posters during sex-ed at school, too.

WHAT IS IT WITH DADS AND THE “YOUR MOM AND I ARE DOING IT BY THE WAY”-JOKES?!? Jesus Christ on a cracker...

Really? How?

Oh god, thanks for that laugh. :D

Bahaha. You need more stars.

Get outta here with your skimpy garbage bag. Tart.

Oh no, you too... :( this thread is really something. I’m so sorry that happened to you. I hope someone was there for you, I hope you’re ok now.

Yeah, no one said that. Bye.

Dumbass. There likely are many more high profile people of every race that are horrible human beings. This is not a “we have this one, you have that one” situation. What are you gonna do when a black person other than Cosby is discovered to be a monster, cry until there’s a “fresh” white one too? (Not that you would…

UGH WAT

Yeah I think you need to stop typing words into the internet. So.

Please seek help. You’re worth it. You don’t have to go through this alone.

I hope he died in pain.