“Matt Damon is gunning for an Oscar for his role in the extremely overrated film The Martian.”

Because X knows him/herself to be a smart person in general, he/her seems to believe that he/she has insight into things that are far outside his/her lane.

The story spends some time extolling Damon’s intelligence, noting that he attended, but did not graduate from, Harvard.

Ugh Matt, seriously.

Louis CK would be proud that you love his bit about “holes” so much

Matt Damon has such a punchable face.

Oh Matt, just stop digging the hole already and own up to your incompetence.

Someone really needs to teach Matt the first rule about holes.

Kind of like the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne who refused to have anything to do with the show or her family’s famewhoring?

I’ve always felt kind of badly for Rob Kardashian. I don’t watch the show so I might be totally wrong, but any time I’ve seen photos or stories about him it seems like he is not on board with his family’s whole “living our lives under a microscope” thing. It would suck to be famous like that if you did not want to be.

Doesn’t Kim call Rob Kardashian fat on the regular? Everything I learn about her—even as I actively avoid Kardashian news—signals she’s an unstoppable asshole.

Wasn't a woman who sent Tracy Morgan to the hospital. Just sayin'.

It’s hard to get traction when there’s all that blood on the road BEFORE the pile-up.

They get impregnated with fury when they hear them. :P

You get for what you pay. 32 cents a mile won’t get you good drivers. The trucking industry still uses a payment system designed by Marx, the father of Communism. They are short of drivers, and treat them like the enemy. I have my CDL sleeping inside my wallet. I won’t spend weeks away from my family to earn 32 cents…

Haha!

I was told in college that swift was

Yeah! And PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period. :)

Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.