No, no, read it again. I can’t be bothered. Not the same. You and androids here have demonstrated yourselves to be completely unwilling to listen to what other people have to say about the matter, or even to remain respectful in your replies. So I’m not sticking my oar in, because I’m uninterested in fruitless…

Oh, so in addition to your other sparkling qualities, you’re also a mind reader. Silly BurnsThemAll, thinking I knew my own motivations better than some internet commenter who has no freaking clue about me and my life! Got it.

They’re different styles of tattoos, but can absolutely come from the same hand. If you’ve ever watched any of the tattoo competition reality shows, you’d know this is true. Even if you don’t, “calling shenanigans” on work the artist has in his insta feed is tantamount to calling him a liar. Not cool.

I wish I had more stars to give you for this.

The point seems to be that she’s mocking his taste level, as in, “how DARE he tell me something is tacky when THIS is the kind of work he does!” Which... yeah, totally explains why she was so hot to get him ink her body.

I think the meaning would be “look! See how edgy I am! See?”

She also suggested that artists are dicks, so there’s that.

What gives you that impression? He said he wouldn’t ink a guy’s neck either, and Jane’s triumphant re-posting of his insta contains no neck tats.

OMG, that is hilaribble.

Lol’d at “turns even whiter than usual.”

I made my own wedding cake. This is not something I would recommend to other brides. Not because it didn’t work- it was gorgeous, tasty, and we saved serious bank- but because it is HELLA STRESS the day before your own wedding, and it was not smooth going.

Oh, my lord. E-cred? That’s a thing? Like, a thing you feel might concern me? Guess again.

There’s a great gif in which a drag queen struts up to another posing queen, opens a giant fan, and *literally* throws shade on her rival. But I don’t know how to find and post gifs. So.

It’s also too cutesy-poo and belittling. Imagine a man branding himself as #boyboss.

But that lipstick is gorgeous! Even if it is on the wrong sister.

Total shade. On a “down day” she dresses like Khloe? Guuurl....

*raises hand* Hi, I’m BurnsThemAll, a grown-ass lady who loves plain ol’ milk.

“Hipster” racism. “Reverse” racism. All still racism. I don’t think it’s accurate to suggest that Schumer is a racist because she does these jokes. And there are people of colour- some right here in comments- who don’t have a problem with her work, in fact love her stuff. So. You are entitled to your opinion, but it’s…

He’s had this problem before.

Never said I couldn’t. Just can’t be arsed to duplicate the efforts of other people who have tried to explain things to you, but which you either cannot or refuse to comprehend. Hey, you’re welcome!