spicyquin
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spicyquin
Mar 28 2016
114

I truly despise people who think that saying “I was joking” or “I didn’t mean it” means that awful thing they said isn’t still a window into their character. It is. If that’s what you think is funny, that says something about you. If your go-to insults of women have to do not with their capabilities or their Read more

Mar 28 2016
22

I saw photos of his apartment and nearly went bling blind.

Mar 28 2016
54

A tin can plated in 24k gold. The classiest tin can that money can buy.

Mar 28 2016
9

You are. And plates and those little spoons and (because they’re a modern couple) mouse pads.

Mar 28 2016
10

If I had to write a book every time I gave a high ranking military leader a hand job, I’d change my name to Britannica.

pierreriviere
and 1 more
Mar 28 2016
13

William and Kate: The Journey is an inside look at the most talked about couples of the millennium: Prince William, future King of the United Kingdom and Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge from Berkshire. From the grounds of St Andrews University in Scotland to the glamorous Swiss slopes where they shared their Read more

Mar 28 2016
4

In honor of a comment left on the literary pretentious duche thread earlier, I really think Jezebel should have a new feature called “And that’s why you don’t sleep with your ______” Just today we’ve had stories that in part have morals “and that’s why you don’t sleep with your students/teachers”, and now, “And that’s Read more

Mar 28 2016
64

I like it, but I follow mostly food/fashion photographers and animal rescues/people who have accounts of just their pet, so my feed is 90% food/dogs/pretty photos and 10% people I know. I don’t really follow that many celebrities.

Mar 28 2016
27

Only if you have friends/family that are on it. Keeping up with vapid “celebrities” and the like isn’t worth anyone’s time.