Good thing she was in Japan not the US, right?

I truly despise people who think that saying “I was joking” or “I didn’t mean it” means that awful thing they said isn’t still a window into their character. It is. If that’s what you think is funny, that says something about you. If your go-to insults of women have to do not with their capabilities or their…

I’m having flashbacks to childhood.

I saw photos of his apartment and nearly went bling blind.

Hey Donald, Cher don’t give a fuck!

GOD HE’S JUST SO FUNNY

A tin can plated in 24k gold. The classiest tin can that money can buy.

You are. And plates and those little spoons and (because they’re a modern couple) mouse pads.

“The simplest explanation is usually the correct one.”

This is one of the great mysteries of the universe & it plays out infinitely in real life, tv, movies, novels, plays etc.

If I had to write a book every time I gave a high ranking military leader a hand job, I’d change my name to Britannica.

William and Kate: The Journey is an inside look at the most talked about couples of the millennium: Prince William, future King of the United Kingdom and Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge from Berkshire. From the grounds of St Andrews University in Scotland to the glamorous Swiss slopes where they shared their…

That is a specialty of mine. Got that GI Joe kung fu grip.

Well, that brings a new meaning to #Ballghazi, doesn’t it?

Overpublicized tawdry handjobs are infamous jerks.

In honor of a comment left on the literary pretentious duche thread earlier, I really think Jezebel should have a new feature called “And that’s why you don’t sleep with your ______” Just today we’ve had stories that in part have morals “and that’s why you don’t sleep with your students/teachers”, and now, “And that’s…

I like it, but I follow mostly food/fashion photographers and animal rescues/people who have accounts of just their pet, so my feed is 90% food/dogs/pretty photos and 10% people I know. I don’t really follow that many celebrities.

Only if you have friends/family that are on it. Keeping up with vapid “celebrities” and the like isn’t worth anyone’s time.