Yes! I heard it in Stefon’s voice too!

No kidding, right? I mean... bonk someone on the head with it? Shake it real hard and then shoot the spray up their nose? My underwires would be a more effective weapon!

Ha! That brings up a memory. When a former fella and I were first dating, we planned a day together on my birthday, beginning with meeting up for a fancy lunch. It was a nice surprise to see him walking towards me with a big paper cone of pink tulips, but... then I had to carry them around for the rest of the day for…

I love having flowers in the house. They feel like a luxury, but a small enough one to afford now and then. I’d rather spend a little cash on fresh flowers, than throw five or so dollars every day at Starbucks.

The policy as described by the FA does not mention a difference between paid and free beverages. It’s alleged that she said that “unopened cans” could not be given to passengers because they might be used as weapons. I’d wager that a can of soda is no less dangerous than a can of beer.

The article states that the FA handed an unopened beverage can to the man sitting right next to her, so it’s a thing.

Awesome gif!

Bag balm! I’ve seen that but never used it- will look it up, thank you. On the unbroken skin, the radiation oncologist recommended either pure aloe gel or Aveeno for babies. On the raw parts, just ProShield.

Oh, I love this- gave me shivers! (So far, those dots are the only tattoos I have.)

“Women are strong as hell!”

Thank you!

This week, I finished cancer treatment. It’s just more than a year since the diagnosis. Surgery, chemo, more surgery, surgery to fix what went wrong with the second surgery, and finally, radiation. Lots of radiation. Every weekday for five weeks. The last few days, I got burnt. (Yes, I know. My username is…

Prize for most obnoxious humblebrag ever, right there.

Exactly this. I hope your comment gets de-greyed.

Oh! Please do write to her, your story is just the best! You don’t have to come back and tell us how it went or anything, but... I hope you write to her!

Julia said the actress was nice, so probably not Katherine Heigl...

I can assure you that I’m not the only person who would look at those and say, “hm, those aren’t pasties at all- they’re just plain ol’ nipple covers!” But we can agree to disagree- I don’t have much skin in this game (haha, see what I did there?).

Right, but they’re called “pasties”. Which burlesque showgirls wear. “I’m wearing pastieeeees!!” (No. No, you are not.)

It seriously was one of the most awesome twists I’ve ever seen on a wedding tradition. She got to keep her gorgeous bouquet, and I got a basket of chocolate! Win-win.

Co-signed.