Holy crap. You’re right, I did not click through. My bad! Thank you for being entirely gracious in pointing that out. Not everyone here shows that kind of restraint.

We don’t know that there was no condom, or condoms. All we know for sure is that if contraception was used, it failed.

So from the mind that gifted us with “cunt punt” we now have “take a peek through your roast beef curtains”... this chick really has a thing for gross vadge-related imagery.

Hopefully she used 25.

Yes, yes he is. And yes, she sure is. Love the gif.

You’re very welcome, dear Luna! *forbidden smiley emoticon*

Co-signed. He can get it anytime.

And if I remember right, SHE was the one who bailed because of the age difference. Damn Hollywood~!

Is your friend a redhead from Montreal whose father is a writer?

Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker?

Gi’ yerself some credit, man, dat was magick!

It’s been said that the sexes will never achieve true equality until the day when a 55 year-old divorced woman with a pot belly and thinning hair can buy a red sports car and feel herself to be entitled to hot young studs.

If the kiss was not staged and he didn’t consent, then I agree with you, it was very uncool. But that’s not the point you made that I was replying to. You brought up the large age difference- that he could be her son. I don’t think it’s a separate subject to mention that this is a very gendered viewpoint: older men…

Lol, also works as a callback to his breakout role in DeGrassi!

This is true, but it’s disturbing that this disgust is directed at older women and younger men, not the other way round. Source: any big Hollywood movie in which older dudes like Jack Nicholson, Harrison Ford, or Sylvester Stallone find themselves paired with a decades-younger actress as the love interest. Doesn’t…

Second-degree sunburn in high school, yep yep. And recent knowledge of a skin graft, which is the equivalent of a third degree burn and ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY.

Not honeymoon, but our second anniversary vacation. I'd booked us in a really cool floating hotel, a decommissioned coast guard vessel that was moored by a marine museum, in a touristy/historic small city. The Captain's Stateroom was already reserved, but there were two other fancy cabins available, so I reserved the…

That is a sweetly-told story, especially the end. Mazel tov indeed!

That does sound pretty awful! But, maybe not third degree burns? Blisters are second degree burns, third degree is all layers of the dermis and, well, is not painful because the nerves are No More. I wish I didn't know this.

It just doesn’t come across as a diss, though- saying the woman has to toe a line and look a certain way is not exactly hatin’, it’s the truth. The Duchess dresses for her job, and European royal ladies all have a very similar look, because that’s the way they have to look.