I’m not reading this as a diss at all- just the truth. Middleton knew what she was signing up for when she got the Princess gig: safe, respectable, royal-stylist-approved clothing. She’s not allowed to take fashion risks. Pointing this out does not make Atwood a hater, and indeed, she pokes fun at her own self by…

Is that... snow globes made out of wee Mason jars? Like for a hipster Christmas wedding? *awe*

“Healthy” Easter baskets? Oh, Tamara. Honey, no. Honestly, what are you talking about here? Gluten-free carob bunnies? Eggs moulded from granola and dipped in bean sprouts?

This story is just everything. Brava!

I’m sitting here giggling like a loon at the pics and your commentary. And this is a day when I really truly needed a laugh, so thank you SO hard for that funny. <3

Soon to be the third spare, regardless of whether the royal sproglet is a he or a she. Even fewer fucks to give!

The 70s, when kids roamed free, sans helmet, on their Chopper bikes! When we stayed out playing with our friends‘til the street lights came on! When our moms thought it was a cute craft to put candy in a bottle that used to hold CLOROX BLEACH. And yet, here we are to tell the tales...

Your kiddy-Easter experience matches mine exactly! And I’d forgotten about those icing-decorated chocolate eggs, so thanks for that sweet memory. I really didn’t like those weird candy-shell marshmallow eggs (too aggressively sweet) but, I ate ‘em anyway because CANDY.

Some people really prefer going alone (I am not one of them). There was another case of a faker who would get her boyfriend to drop her off at the door of the hospital for her “chemo appointments,” claiming it was just too awful for him to see or whatever.

Or, “SHOW ME YOUR PORT SCAR!” Look for a horizontal scar around two inches long, under the collarbone.

Not all chemo is intravenous, some is oral.

When I was doing chemo, my oncologist specifically forbade me from going to the gym. Chemo essentially burns down the immune system while it kills the cancer, and as a result, patients are usually told to avoid crowds. And at the gym, too many selfish jocks work out while sick, so that’s a double no-no. I’m not done…

Any comment that begins with "Um," is not going to go well. It was actually a banning offence on Hissyfit forums, back in the olden days when some sites valued politeness on the interwebs.

I agree with every word you said, but cannot bring myself to star the comment because your tone is just so snarky.

I knew a woman that hated the engagement ring her fiancee gave her and demanded a different one. On the one hand, crass- on the other, if it’s something you’re going to wear for hopefully the rest of your life, if the design is Not You then I can see wanting input on the decision. But... just caring about the dollar…

Whoa there smokey! I could as reasonably claim you're getting defensive and heated in your words way, way out of proportion to anything I said. Nowhere did I say it was noble to wear a corset, nowhere did I insist someone wear one before commenting. I just said there's a difference between speaking based on…

That was supposed to be "slack-ass" not slacass...

I'm not defensive in my answer to you, though. Just saying that you implied the writer was speaking from experience, and if she is, cool. If she isn't, not so cool to go putting words in Fanning's mouth. And you know what? The only reason that we're even having this conversation is that her slacass writing could be…

So, so, so reading fail. JujiMonkey quotes article before waxing poetic on wife. Burns misses the part where it's a quote and snarks vulvasaurus. Burns decides to go back to bed and start the day over.

Edited because I apparently have a giant reading comphrension fail this morning. My bad.