Well said, I'd give you more stars if I could. One just for "fedoras." Those might be the same dudes who feel that makeup is ALSO lying, because they thought for sure that milady was born with a perfect smoky eye.

I'd be completely onboard with this if the writer was actually reporting her experience. Has Karyn herself worn a corset and had all those difficulties? Or is she just taking what the actress said and embroidering on some assumptions?

What is this adorable gif from? Please, I must know!

24karat gold, yes indeed! I didn't think I needed to specify, the alloyed gold used in jewelry applications, 18 karat and the like.

And let's hear it for the ladies who say they'll reject anything less than two carats in a platinum setting! Yes, I have known one or two who said this openly. Would you be surprised to hear they were single?

Well, that, and it's harder than gold. My jeweler checked out my rings after I'd been wearing them four months and commented it was a good thing we used platinum, because gold would have been scratched to hell. I'm hard on my hands.

A man does not need an erection to please a woman.

I'm starring your comment even though I have a disagreement: it's just not true that women are unable to get pleasured, simply pleasured in the way they would like from their partners. I'm really sorry it's been that way for you and I hope you find better lovers in the future. They're out there!

"Unearned" privilege? You're sore because it's easier for women to get laid than men?

Oh, but I never said I actually cared about his sexual welfare. I was just responding to your assertion that he was "getting his." Seemed a bold assumption on your part based on how little we know of the guy's needs and thought processes. After all, she only cares about what she's getting.

But is she giving him his? She won't go down on him, and she won't have penetrative sex either, so unless he's entirely satisfied with giving her oral- or she's okay with giving him hand jobs, I guess?- then he's not getting off.

She does, she was in 50 Shades of Grey.

Humans are just plain weird.

The only time I ever failed to leave a tip was in response to truly shitty service. We were given a crap table (not unforgiveable) ignored for ages with our menus closed, ready to order (okay, the place was busy, I get that) and then when the food started arriving... every course was wrong in some way, and the person…

What the ever-fucking fuck!?

I cannot be the only person who immediately scrolled up to check 'em out.

Worn with matching silk lobster bib.

That's ok, more for the rest of us.

Followed immediately by an in-cabin shot of two of the Swissair pilots leaning forward to eagerly look out the cockpit window, while the old Captain in the right-hand seat just keeps on keepin' on. Love it.

Guy in the blue panel van must have just about crapped himself when the rider fell directly in front of him.