Yeah! The only dogs who should be allowed to exist are those who are accidentally bred or bred from unhealthy puppy mill dogs that end up in shelters where they can be “adopted” according to your definition, absolutely! A dog acquired directly from a responsible breeder who loves dogs, provides excellent healthcare…

If they were planning to name it Oscar Bieber, I wish they’d gone with a wiener dog...

Or stand-up comedians will joke about ANYTHING, especially with one another because people in that line of work don’t actually believe that hardly anything is actually off limits. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because author sets the entire article up with *So like many Americans, I occasionally turned to healing crystals for help.*

Rep. Cicilline: You do not know how many people have died in DHS custody?
DHS Sec. Nielsen: “I don’t have an exact figure”

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

I can’t believe that there are actual Michael Rapaport stans creating burners just to troll this post.  I mean, I can’t believe there are actual Michael Rapaport stans to begin with, really.

I can’t believe he is only 48. Dear god, I hope I age better than him. He has always looked like a geriatric, ginger potato, but with less acting range.  How he ever became famous is beyond me.

1970s polyester will get back in its hole or it will get the hose!

Just because you get a squiggly red line under it when you type it doesn’t mean it’s not a word, Trumpiste. Seek clarity outside the feigned shelter of your Wall.

I haven’t seen someone recover that well after a major pipe stumble since Rob Ford. 

Also, ‘longer in the future’ than civilization is expected to perdure.

“Engelhardt reportedly eventually left New York to not only become a “platonic muse” to director Federico Fellini and personal assistant to Jeffrey Epstein, the financier who is accused of sexually abusing at least 80 women and for assembling a group of young women to further recruit underaged girls, a subject not…

(Currently trying not to picture this guy spraying his balls wth black paint)

I don’t think environmental pollution leading to the extinction of an intelligent species of animals is trivial. 

#KanyeAndTaylor

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

So no one is entertaining the possibility that this is all for publicity and Cardi is in on it?

Emotionally immature. When they can’t name their emotions, when they can’t process actions and consequences beforehand, they count on silly gestures they’ve seen in movies. Ignorance and crassness that is unsupervised and met wth lazy, unwarranted loyalty and it’s easy to see they’re being manipulated by the…