All they need to do is follow this surefire formula and their airplay will skyrocket

That’s a pretty anodyne statement given the inherently subjective nature of the inquiry—ear of the beholder and all that (to very poorly paraphrase the aphorism about beauty). To say nothing of the fact that whether it is good or bad is wholly irrelevant to this particular piece of news.

A boy's best friend is his mother

Holy shit! You’re right, that explains everything. 

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

Why were the Karolyi’s able to opt-out of a criminal investigation?

True, and bad job by me by not putting ‘F-52' in there instead.

A guy downthread goes even another step, suggesting that Donald doesn’t understand the concept of heads and tails, i.e. what a coin flip is even for! This rings true to me. The way President Good Brain hammed it up sure makes it look like he believed it was just some meaningless ceremonial duty.

I’m so tired. So very tired.

He was just pissed that they didn’t use one of his North Korean Summit Coins.

I have never listened to a pod cast. Most people think that is weird, but i prefer to listen to music.

If only something in this story rhymed with gritty.

Remove “nuance” and add Cardi B, and you have a list! (mostly)

I know like 4 of these people.

I visited a print shop today to buy some cards. They had a lovely letterpress version of this quote, a solid contender whenever you run into an insistent constitutional originalist:

Shelter Cat Update!

Did you read the article? Rudolph has been called problematic because Rudolph gets teased by his father and Santa. That’s the whole point of the story. He gets bullied, he goes to the island of lost toys with the outcast elf where he learns that everyone has value. He goes back save Christmas, and picks up the…

Animals! Here’s my sweet baby.

Started my journey to better health. New meds from the VA have me feeling steady and school is going well. Things are looking up!

People ARE animals. If you get your feathers ruffled with internet commenters comparing children to animals, you’re clearly just out looking for things to be offended by. Lighten up.

Also, should I post this four times?