I’m so torn between the obvious sense and sensibility of this, and the shoddy logic that affects parts of it. By even mentioning them, I become at best a concern troll, or perhaps something much worse. If you support a good position with poor logic, how much of it can be wrong before it becomes a bad argument? I…

The Riker Maneuver.

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KFC and cologne : (

OK, I’m going to have to call a halt here: Cruella de Vil is not Asian!

I prefer to wash my anus at my desk.

I have always had a strong dislike for Madonna.  As an artist, a celebrity and a human being.  Very little will change my mind about that.

Just do me a favor and google it, or I can just give you a quick breakdown if you want, so you’ll stop creating scenarios in your mind where I’m being a bigot.

Almonds are fine, and perhaps the most versatile nut, but the cashew is the best nut and I will accept no arguments in opposition (except maybe the macadamia nut, but they’re so goddamn expensive and hard to crack that I only have them a couple times a year).

She’s not even breaking a sweat LOL

This is completely about performative “wokeness.”

Because younger generations- which I am of, so I know full well, but I’m also a historian- don’t give a fuck about understanding or even merely exploring historical context at all.

Because the context of the song has changed with the times.

It’s not even a Christmas or Holiday song!!! It’s not even really cold out! I’m not offended by it (the woman clearly wants to stay but is afraid of what others will say) but how did it become a holiday classic other than saying the word cold?!

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

Let’s not.

In all seriousness, her wearing a yellow star turns this from just hilarious and pathetic to extremely and unforgivably gross. 

Did you ever see an investigation more in search of a crime?

I would giggle myself to sleep if A) a bird shits on her, then B) it starts raining followed by C) she realizes she forgot the key to the cuffs.