I was surprised when I read the story. From the headline, the picture, and the mention of Girlsway, I thought it was going to be a man reporting harassment by a woman director.

DROPPED COMPUTER TABLET WHILE TRYING TO GET OFF ON TOILET; PENIS LACERATION

I don’t disagree. If the technology is good enough, you could replace a stunt person’s face with the face of an actor, but that’s about the only legitimate use that comes to mind. The potential for real harm far outweighs that meager potential benefit. In the end, our only defense will be you can’t believe anything…

He’s stealing material from Doug Stanhope.

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When I read that he dies in the first episode, I thought I might give the show a chance, but no-o-o-o.

All of Sheer Heart Attack is excellent. 

And for those of us who are decidedly “down spectrum,” an unsolicited a/o unexpected hug, even from a non-stranger, most often has an idiosyncratic effect, e.g., I go very rigid and usually feel a strong urge to bite.

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Most people have a fence around their yard.

Thanks for this post. Never heard of “The Internet” before now. Downloaded MP3 albums already. It’s great when DUAN’s kickoff post features (relatively) new or not-so-mainstream music. I learn a lot from you guys.

All their tailors hate them.

Right. Use-mention distinction. Words aren’t magic.

Easy does it there, friend.

Jezebel has now forfeited the right to slag off Gwyneth Paltrow, Goop, anti-vaxxers, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

I see opportunity here for Acme bike lock company.

Trump & Family. No contest.

Waffen Barbie, yo. There’s a whole regiment of ‘em.

I’m a retired medical writer. You don’t wanna know what I know.

You may be right, can’t argue with you, but it’s objectively true he also has copremesis (i.e., he shits out his mouth).