It’s after 9AM somewhere.  Apparently, where you are.

Given the use of “personal lubricant” there was probably other positions involved. And the “bodily fluids” perhaps was some santorum that got on the couch.

2 men on the couch. 1 woman (the dog sitter) in the shower.
Sometimes Oreos aren’t the only things that are double stuffed.

“and it’s 150 per cent that it’s not us”

Don’t blame him. His wife got the recipe from Jim Tomsula’s wife.

I thought Don Cherry’s Daily Sandwich was code between Rob Ford and his dealer.

I’m honestly surprised it didn’t work out, the Browns know a ton about 0‘s

Such a shame that Chris Pronger probably doesn’t even remember it

Clearly what we have here is a problem that should be solved with the addition of more geometric shapes.

They were sitting ducks.

“This is exactly how the Persians took Thermopylae.”

“Cancer at Verizon” is redundant.

“Because when I hear dystopian horror, I think theme park.”

Look at this fuckin humanoid over here.

My other thought is: poor Gorilla. He had 17 years of relative peace, and wherever he is he surely has to break “WILL YOU STOP” out of mothballs.

While you offer an intriguing hypothesis, I’m wondering about your use of the word “certain.”

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!