More than anything else, this demonstrates under the new wild card format there's a vas deferens between squeezing into the playoffs and being stuck on the outside.

So sick of this shit, especially with kids.

Really, because when I looked up the douchebag word of the day that is what google told me it is called...vietnamese iced coffee. I bet you go into starbucks and actually order a venti instead of a medium. Besides based on the ingredients it is absolute shit and you are a moron. Espresso is #1 but Americano is last...…

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

I actually did it once. It was an 8 hour long flight and the kid kept kicking my seat. The mother was such an asshole that even when I requested her to ask her child to stop kicking me, she said "he's young" and looked quite indifferent. Of course the child threw a huge tantrum after being tripped, but I felt such…

What is wrong with getting a little drunk on a long flight? Sure if you are a loud asshole that will be a problem, but loud assholes are loud assholes with or without booze. Maybe I just need a little help sleeping in this uncomfortable seat?

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

Bay Area born and bred here, and long-time Niners fan since before Bill Walsh got there.

Wow, this is crazy. We usually have to wait until October to see Verlander make an ass of himself.

Might I suggest... "Best glans in baseball"? For your consideration.

What's the big deal? Busch Stadium features 43,000 dicks in the stands every game.

That's nothing, over on WFAN John Sterling thought that it was a home run.

Tim told to temper the terrible titles?

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

"You don't wana do that"

Also: the way P.A. Abe responded to greenpolo makes me think that he's been in his fair share of scraps and can handle himself.

It's not that impressive. Dear and respected Kim Jong Un collected 39 home runs in his first ever match of baseball, defeating an imperious team of American players who did not even have the basic appearance of human beings.

That cork was both the fastest and most accurate thing to be delivered from Barry Zito's hand since 2002.