But it’s that the “long form” birth certificate? You could be Kenyan.

Sometimes it rains. Am I allowed to say that?

These are never not funny....

You’re funny.

Those explosions are WWAAYY too small

Because it’s not United. Fuck United and their planes that still have ashtrays.

Honor Code

Why is this post still here?

Why is this post still here?

The”Jack Kennedy” came after Quayle compared himself to JFK. Bentsen smoked the shit outta Quayle.

No. But he lays some pipe.

But, everybody got a car.

Stop typing.

I love you.

We do the best we can given the rules. The problem is, the rules are set by the courts, and we all know how slow those work.

Frequently. Not including when I have done it.

Like I tell some of my coworkers, “cops like you get cops like me killed. "

Well they said it “could” result in officers choosing not to work...

In California, peace officer authority is granted by the state, so the jurisdiction of any police officer extends throughout the state. The whole “You can’t pull me over on the freeway, your a city police officer! (or deputy sheriff, or whatever)” line makes us all laugh, and will guarantee a “written reminder” in…

Also a cop, from the Bay Area, and Santa Clara hires cops from around the Bay Area to work these games. The cops from the area AREN’T PART OF THE UNION for the most part, so for the union to threaten to not work these games makes little sense.

No