spencer1751
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spencer1751

I’m an adult. I have things to do. This game is not one of those things. Enjoy your unemployment.

You know, the Sharks won a game in the final too. Oh wait, same end result...

Oh. Never mind.

You can teach English

You’re right, hits should be avoided in the final.

Oh. I thought that said dong.

You got paid (?) To write this shit?

Do you think the moron in the charger was going to think “Oh, he’s going to change lanes in the next half mile?”

Thinking like that is double plus ungood. Thought crimes!

Best thing about corn...you eat it out of a can and it comes out on a cob

The best firm. The best loose. The best watery. The best #3...

I used to work in a jail. On my first day as I was walking into the locker room/bathroom, my training officer said “We work in a jail; we wash our hands before we touch our dicks.” That’s advice I still follow 15 years later.

Watch out for snakes!

I’m a cop and I have to say this is a completely reasonable article. Thank you.

Awesome troll

How about “Looks like they gave him the axe.”

Pleashh. Make her shhtop talking over her dentureshh.....

We. Because you had SOOO much to do with it.

Cool troll, dude.